Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

He Does Something Strange

Jeff the Killer

You were about to head out to the karate class and was being held up because your handbag had disappeared.

D/N had overeaten and was now passed out in a food coma on the rug, belly bulging and contently snoring away.

You gingerly lifted up one end of the rug to check underneath it.

Apart from a dog-shaped lump in the middle, it was just bare and dusty.

"Jeff? Have you seen my bag?"

You straightened up and entered the kitchen only to find your psychotic boyfriend in the midst of violently hacking up some raw chicken which was supposed to be served for dinner with his knife.

He seemed to be enjoying himself immensely and well... Let's just not get into the gory details.

You carefully tiptoed past, retrieved the damn handbag from on top of the fridge and then slowly exited, not wanting to disturb Jeff's disturbing 'fun.'

BEN Drowned... In lumpy cheese?

It was missing. The T.V remote was missing and there was only five minutes left until Case Closed came on!

You hunted far and wide, all throughout the grand kingdom which was the lounge.

Finally your hunt for the treasure brought you upstairs.

Then you finally remembered something about the remote ending up under the bed. Don't ask how.

After tripping over the snoozing ghost of C/N and the mortal bundle of Fluffy, you went over to your room and pushed open the door before looking in.

BEN was standing in front of the full-length mirror... Wearing nothing but his boxer shorts and cute green hat.

The little elf was busy admiring his nonexistent muscles and flexing them.

You clapped a hand over your mouth to stifle the giggles before quietly closing the door again.

There was always the trusty Internet to watch episodes on after all. T.V's were so overrated.

Dark Link

Darkness had promised to take you out on a romantic dinner date.

You were all ready to go, but he was nowhere in sight.

The clock ticked and ticked away.

Smile Dog eventually got tired of your company and trotted upstairs to claim the bed and your laptop as his own again.

Dark Link still hadn't-

Then he suddenly appeared in a flash of light, his sword dripping with fresh scarlet blood.

Darkness had obviously not expected you to be there and quickly tried to hide it behind his back.

"Y-Y/N! I-I just need to use the bathroom and then we'll go out, okay?"

"Who did you kill this time?" You asked impatiently, crossing your arms.

"Kill? What makes you think that I killed anyone?"

"Then explain how else your entire sword could be coated in red liquid with a metallic smell?

"My sword isn't covered in blood! Don't be silly now, Y/N!" He laughed nervously.

You rolled your eyes.

"Well then. Unless you've magically turned into a girl on her monthly, then I'll assume that the drops of blood which are staining the white carpet are coming from your sword."

Dark Link turned lilac and sheepishly smiled.

"Just... Just some random people. It's what us creepypastas do."

"I know. But next time, it'd better not make you late for our date! Now clean up that sword and let's go because I'm starving!"

"Yes, my darling angel."

Laughing Jack-in-a-box

(I couldn't think of anything weird that L.J might do so... He'll be just plain annoying... Which isn't strange)

"-Pop goes the weasel~"

L.J had been singing the same thing over and over again and it was actually starting to drive you a bit bananas.

"Round and round the mulberry bush, like a-"

"Will you please stop singing that?" You asked exasperatedly, stopping for the fifth time as the monochrome clown skipped circles around you.

"Nope! Pop goes the weasel~"

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

Doctor Smiley looked up from the withering bloodied body of his 'patient'.

"Go away! Can't you see that I'm busy?"

And then everything went black.

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A/N: Does anybody even read these things? I have no idea :D

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