Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Bonus: Ways to Annoy Him

Jeff the Killer:

Call him ugly.

Ask him to have a staring contest with Eyeless Jack.

Hide his favorite knife.

Lock him inside a windowless room with a big television playing nothing but cheesy chick flicks (L.J tried this once and confirmed that it could drive him more insane than he presently is)

Tell him to put on a serious face. (And that's why he never got his driver's license according to BEN)

Gleefully remind him that he has no other color boxers apart from pink due to a washing 'mishap' involving red and white clothes.

Publicly criticize his dressing style. (Trendy was not seen for another five days afterwards)

Give him eyeshadow and lipstick as a birthday present (Jane actually did that intentionally)

BEN Drowned:

Call him a midget.

Compare him to Link.

Squirt him with a spray bottle every time he comes near you (Dark Link was the inventor of this method)

Beat him at any sort of game, electronic or not.

Ask if he's related to an elf.

Turn off the T.V when he's trying to come through it (Jeff tried it once. BEN was the one providing a nonstop onslaught of chick flicks to fuel L.J's little 'experiment' afterwards)

Giggle at his 'tunic' (That was probably the reason why nobody could track Trendorman's location when he went missing)

Dark Link:

Tell him to lighten up.

Compare him to Link or BEN.

Scoff at his lack of color (Trendy was found in one place and his head lying in another. At least Smiley managed to stick it back on later)

Steal his hat and burn it in Doctor Smiley's room with a lighter (Who do you think 'accidentally' mixed Jeff's white boxers with Glitchy Red's clothes when he was loading up the washing machine?)

Mock his evil laugh and attempt to show him the correct way to do it (L.J had to get on his knees and beg Smiley to reattach his swirly cone nose afterwards)

Ask him to do the tango with a broomstick (Eyeless soon realized that his eye sockets were still capable of feeling pain after the handle of that aforementioned broomstick was... Well...)

Laughing Jack:

Take away his candy and eat it yourself (This is what inspired him to perform the 'experiment' on Jeff in the first place)

Laugh at his swirly cone nose (Sonic.exe remembered that he owned a set of razor-sharp claws a little too late...)

Squash, dent, puncture or otherwise damage his precious swirly cone nose (For Doctor Smiley's sake... Just don't do it)

Trick him into eating licorice (Jeff was found in critical condition with five meters worth of the stuff practically shoved down his gullet later on)

Ask him to tell a joke (It puts him in a very sarcastic- You wanna hear a joke, kiddo? I killed your family and now I'm going to kill you! Hahaha!)

Doctor Smiley (Extra!):

Be a monochrome clown called 'Laughing Jack'.

Mention anything about swirly cone noses to him.

Sneeze in front of him (Smiley has OCD about germs... Who would've guessed?

Start pulling out things from his jars and making a mess.

Make even the slightest suggestion of going to the dentist (Not even Slenderman could find him for a whole week)

Repeatedly wail his name while clutching your nose.

Stand there while he 'helps' one of his patients and constantly interrupt with questions. (L.J was bored)

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A/N: I thought I'd do a celebratory chapter for reaching over 200 views on the first/second day!

I'd love it if anybody could comment with some suggestions for more scenarios. It's nice to have some extra ideas.

So anydoodles, the next chapter will be your first kiss! I promise!

And also, I've made different pictures for each of the boyfriends and put them up on the media. You'll know what I'm talking about.

This chapter seems to be slightly glitchy (For me at least) so if you're seeing this and no bonus chapter, just scroll back a bit.

Ta-Ta! ~ TheNightPhantom