Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

When He Gets Bullied

(Suggested by Theo333, here's yah cookie! (.:::.)) 

Warning: Do not try these methods of bully-elimination. It won't end well.

Jeff the Fabulous Potato

You were out strollin' along the sidewalk with Jeff by your side. He thrust his hands in his pockets and walked with his eyes averted to the ground, snowy hood drawn over his psychotic little brain.

(D/N had been left at home. You would've taken him/her with you, but he/she had collapsed in a food coma and refused to budge from the couch.)

This unusually silent behaviour of Jeffy boy's made you wonder if something was up. And so of course, being the loving girlfriend that you were, you took it upon yourself to squeeze all the juicy details outta him.

"What's up, Jeffy boy? More trouble with you milk cartons?" You sniggered at the mention of the word.

"Touché, Y/N. Touchè." His voice rolled flat and monotone.

"But seriously though, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Jeff sighed and averted his eyeballs towards another piece of charming scenery; a graffitied wall full of vulgar depictions of pizza and lions. Just... Don't ask.

"It's nothing."

You dragged your feet to a rapid halt and glared at him.

Jeff sighed and looked the other way, now staring at a fire hydrant that was currently in use by a random dog. "It's just that... Well.. Some *people* were making fun of me lately. They said that I'm vain and stupid-"

"Only sometimes."

"-And ugly. You don't think I'm ugly, do you Y/N?" Jeff asked with a despairing whimper.

You paused for a second, mulling over your word choices. "... Well - your hair is fabulous, Jeffy boy."

He looked so relieved.

So relieved that, for awhile, he walked with a spring in his step. That all changed in a flash when the two of you crossed paths with a group of male teens. They started covering their mouths, pointing and sniggering at Jeff.

You exchanged a look with your nutcase of a boyfriend.

"Are those the guys?"

"Yeah. Can I make them go to sleep?" He looked more confident now, but kept his eyes on the ground again.

"Hell no. Sit back and watch the show."

You nicely pushed Jeff to the side and strode over to the bullies, sussing out the leader of the gang immediately. Without a word, you lashed out with an arcing kick straight to his family jewels.

Let's just say that by the end of that day, those bullies wouldn't be bothering Jeff for a long, long, long time. Score one point for Y/N.

BEN Drowned... In middle fingers?

2C0ol4shcool has left a comment: BEN drow/d? Waht kind of naem iz that?! Looollll epic fail #shouldvedied #logicfail

BENDrownedInDoritos: You shouldn't have done that.

2sAssy4u2handle has replied to the above comment: R U a girl on PMT or somthin??!1!?1!1!?

BENDrownedInDoritos: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

2smarseforshoochl has replied to that above comment: Do you wear ipads? Gettit? Coz you bleed from ur eyes??!? lol jk fack u.