Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Suprise Kisses!

(The last suggestion from TheLonelyStoryteller! Here's your third and final virtual cookie: (:::))

Jeff the Killer

You were running around the whole house stark naked after a bath, having round two of "Chase D/N because he/she stole your only good pair of knickers".

The mischievous pooch scampered to the front door and darted through the doggy flap.

Without thinking properly due to stress, you burst outside and ran after the damn dog.

A neighbor who had been watering his plants dropped the hose and just stared in disbelief.

A lady screamed and covered her little boy's eyes. The boy lifted her hands away with a snigger.

A car swerved and hit a fire hydrant because the driver was too busy looking out the window and wolf whistling.

A cute little hamster fell asleep while running on it's wheel.

The last one of those sentences was irrelevant.

You didn't notice the amount of chaos you were causing and just chased D/N around the block a few times, screaming;

"Give me back my underwear!"

D/N eventually turned tail and ran back inside, slipping between Jeff's legs to jump back into the flap.

The psychotic killer looked confused and turned around. His eyes widened.

THUD!

You sailed right into him and sent the both of you tumbling to the ground along with the bouquet of flowers he had been holding.

And your lips crashed into his. Literally.

"Y/N? Wha- Why are you- Eeek! Get off me!" Jeff's voice squealed in embarrassment.

Blushing redder than a ripe tomato, you quickly rolled off him and ran back inside to put some clothes on.

As an afterthought, Jeff yelled loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear:

"Wow, Y/N! You've got a really big pair of coconuts!"

A window slid open and one of your many karate trophies went shooting down, hitting him over the head with impressive accuracy.

BEN Drowned... In horse tack?

"Neigh!"

"Aaah! Down boy! Down boy!"

The horse abruptly reared up before falling back and bucking BEN off the saddle.

The little elf went flying and landed in a muddy puddle with a squelchy splash.

You burst out laughing and leaned over the fence.

"Are you sure you want to do this, BEN? That horse doesn't seen to like you much!'

BEN sat up, dripping with gooey mud.

"I CaN dO It!" He insisted in his familiar glitchy voice, which only happened when he was extremely annoyed.

You went "aww!", finding his frustration to be adorable to watch.

The owner of the horse ranch had needed someone to help out over the weekend and you two had volunteered.

BEN was supposed to lead the horse back to it's stable, but he couldn't possibly drag it back, so he was trying to ride it instead.

Coincidently, the horse happened to be named "Spirit", which instantly reminded you of a particular movie about a very defiant stallion (That was actually my favorite movie!)