Psychotic Kids '-' Eli Moskowitz

Our Friking Kid

After school the plan was in motion, luckily Aisha's dad came from money so stocking up on snacks was easy. We were down at the corner store getting anything we could carry. 

"Alright, be sure to stalk up good. I'm inviting everyone VIP only my ass" Aisha was really getting into it

"I still don't understand how we're gonna buy alcohol" Demetri whispered

"Oh please, never underestimate the power, of the Hawk" Hawk grinned as he walked past, hooking an arm over my shoulder and pulling me towards the cash register.

Everyone looked at us confused, I was confused, what on earth was he doing? He grabbed a case of beers and continued pulling me with him. He told everyone to give me the snacks, I did my best to carry them over, setting them all down. Hawk did the same with his case of beer

"Sup, oh did you catch the game last night? See Puid with the walk off?" he talked... completely normally, huh 

"Nah man, but I heard he flipped the bat to the moon" the guy talked back

This was getting much further than I expected

"Yeah, I was at the bar last night with my buddies from work, whole place went wild" Hawk nodded

"I wanted to go but, my girlfriend dragged me to some lame ass play" the guy sighed

"Bitches will be bitches" Hawk nodded. I looked up at him, nudging him in the gut "Ow! Okay well you're not a bitch, you're literally the sweetest human I know, shut up"

I giggled, shaking my head. He still had his arm around me. I would be lying if I said it didn't feel nice.

"So uh, how much it gonna cost?" Hawk asked

"Gotta check your ID first" the guy told us

"Hah, I'm flattered" Hawk chuckled. The guy gave him nothing "Do you really think I'm under age? That's our frickin kid right there" he pointed back at Bert.

"Yeah, I still need to see it, it's required by law. Yours too" he pointed at me

"What- me?"

"Oh- yeah for sure. Just, upholding the law, it's all good" Hawk nodded, digging into his wallet.

No shit, the boy's got a fake ID. I was honestly impressed. I sighed, rolling my eyes and also grabbing my fake ID. Hawk didn't look worried at all, or surprised. We both handed them to the guy and he seemed satisfied.

"Whatever" the guy mumbled, giving us back our cards

As the guy moved away Hawk gave everyone the rock on sign, I had to bite my lip as usual to stop from laughing. 

"Uh.. how about eight bottles of that vodka right there?" Hawk pointed

He's gotta be out of his mind, I liked it. God he's incredible.

"Hey Bert, guys can you go put these in the car?" I asked, taking the bagged snacks and handing them to Bert, Demetri came and grabbed the case of beer.

"Sure mom" Demetri muttered sarcastically.

Honestly, what has gotten into him? After we bought the alcohol and paid for it we left. We all got in the car, I was of course driving since I was the only one with my N. Everyone else was piled in the back, me and Hawk in the front.

"Hey, how'd you know I had a fake ID?" I asked

"Harley come on, you don't think I've been able to smell the cigarettes all over you recently? Which by the way, we will be talking about soon" he assured me

"I-"

"So when exactly are you guys getting married, I just wanna plan accordingly-"

"Shut up Aisha!" I laughed, taking off in my car.

Everyone was singing the wedding song, all the way to the canyon. Hawks would play along sometimes, then I'd smack him up the side of the head and he'd shut up. It was enjoyable all in all, despite the teasing. I thought about the idea of being married to Hawk for some reason, it stuck with me.

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