Vivian Playtime

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We open up to Vivian sitting near the front door of the Hotel on the inside, happily humming as she opens her glyph book. On the outside, an imp in a mailman outfit walks up to the door and reaches into his satchel, only for Vivian to suddenly pop out of the mail slot.

Vivian: Hi, mailman!

He then drops his mail, screaming in terror as he runs off.

Vivian: Okay, *grabs mail* See you tomorrow! *slips back inside* Mail call!

As the Siren headed further inside the Hotel they stop as they see Ghost on the couch, watching TV.

Vivian: Hey, bro! What'cha watchin'?

YV Guy: We'll be right back to Danny Phantom season 3 after these messages.

Vivian: Oh, it's a commercial, okay.

Ghost: 'Thank god.'

The screen then shifts to a commercial, where oddly enough, a human man appears on screen.

Guy: You are about to see the most incredible doll ever invented. Her name is Poppy. And she is the first truly intelligent doll in the world. A little girl talks to her, Poppy gives her answer.

The screen then goes to a little girl talking to what seems to be a little doll of a girl. It was very pale with freckles, realistic blue eyes, and curly red hair which is tied into ponytails via blue ribbons. It wore a flouncy, large blue and frilly dress adorned with many bows and frills, with it's face decorated with bright red lipstick and strong red powder to her cheeks.

 It wore a flouncy, large blue and frilly dress adorned with many bows and frills, with it's face decorated with bright red lipstick and strong red powder to her cheeks

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Kid: I love you!

Poppy: Maan, shut yo bitchass up!

Guy: She is the first doll actually able to have a conversation with a child. Guaranteed or your money............ Just watch.

Female Narrator: Poppy's as lovable as a real girl, and she talks like one, too! Just like a real girl, Poppy always wants to look her best. Her hair is sturdy and won't come out when you brush it, and smells just like a poppy flower! Is there anything else you'd like to say, Poppy?

Poppy: I'm a real girl, just like you~.

Vivian: *scoffs* In your dreams. *sifts through mail* Let's see, bill, bill, bill, jury duty, blackmail, bill, cease and desist from Nickelodeon, death hex.

She throws the cease and desist and jury duty into a nearby trash can, which she also tosses the detah hex letter in, causing the trash can to condense into a dark purple ball before disappearing entirely. But that's when Vivian laid eyes on another letter in the stack.

Vivian: Hey, this says it's for me. Wonder what it is..... *opens letter, smiles* Free tickets!

Ghost: 'Free rockets?! That's great!........ Free tickets to what?'

Vivian: *reads aloud* "Congratulations *text to speech voice* Name and address withheld! *normal voice* You and a guest have won a free tour of the Playtime Co toy factory. See amazing sights and wonders of our home for such incredible playthings. Hope to see you there, *text to speech voice* Name and address withheld! *normal voice* Sincerely, Elliot Ludwig" Huh, I didn;t think they gave tours to a toy factory.

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