A/N
This has a single mention of suicide when in reference to Reginald Hargreeves. If this is a trigger skip the first lil skit and look for the 🤠 emoji. Alright love you bye!😚
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"FIVE!" The girl called out in a panic waiting for her boyfriend. He soon appeared in a haze of blue.
"WHAT!? WHAT!? ARE YOU HURT!?" He asked as he searched her body.
"No we just ran out of milk." She shrugged causing Five's eye to twitch.
"You're screaming because we don't have milk?"
"Yep. My cereal's gonna be sad now." Y/n said with a pout. Five took a deep breath and ran his hands down his face in annoyance.
"Do you want me to go get more from the store?" He asked her. The girl's eyes lit up causing him to smile.
"Yes please!"
"Ok I'll get you more."
"Almond milk."
"I know my love."
"I'm allergic to whole milk."
"Which is why you'll have Almond."
"Just be sure to come back because when I asked my dad to get me milk he never came back."
"Y/n we talked about this..." The boy's voice turned into one of sympathy.
"I know... It's just funny now."
"How is that funny?"
"Because now we have a shit father that hated us so much he killed himself."
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"Y/n!" Five called out causing the girl to curse under her breath.
She walked downstairs and peeked her head into the kitchen to see her boyfriend standing there with his arms crossed.
"Hey Fivey!" Y/n greeted.
"Don't 'hey Fivey' me!" He said as he mimicked her in a girl voice.
"Why is your picture in the newspaper?"
"What picture?"
"This one. More specifically a picture that's captioned most wanted." The boy pointed to the picture in the newspaper that was obviously her.
"That's not me."
"That's not you?" The boy asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Nope. You got no proof."
"Y/n, your literally a famous person. Wanna tell me what happened?"
"They found a cleaver in my glove compartment."
"Why the fuck was that in there?"
"I promised Deigo I would buy him new knives."
"Did you give him the new knife?"
