Ranked #2 in Buffy. After Faith wakes up from her coma with amnesia, she attempts to put her life back together again. Buffy is forced to try and help.
Slayers are supposed to be something to fear in the demon world.
"Yeah, I killed the hell out of them."
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And not only did I go up against not just one but two of them and live but I actually managed to kill both.
"Yet you fear this one?"
Whoa, hold up.
"Hey, hold on. I don't fear anyone."
"Then why haven't you killed them yet?"
"Because..."
Because, well, um...
"Stinking rotten luck is why..."
Them? There's a them now?
"What do you mean them?"
"The slayers... since there are two of them..."
Two of them, oh great...
"Oh great, that's gonna make things about as fun as getting staked through the heart."
I get up.
"You fear the slayers?"
This is getting old.
"Look, it's like I said. I don't fear anyone. The word 'ONE' being the important part there, one slayer I can handle, I've proven that more than once, twice actually in case you've forgotten, but two slayers... that's something I want no part of... not for any price."
I turn to leave.
"Good old Spike, always willing to run at the first sign of trouble."
Someone comes out of the darkness.
Oh bollocks.
"Well hey John, how's it going?"
This guy always bugged me. I almost wish I hadn't...
"What are you doing here?"
Right, that's what's important here.
"Yeah what are you doing here? Last I heard you were shacking up with those nut job cult boys of yours."
He looks over at me.
"I still am."
Oh, I get what's going on here.
"I see what's happening. You couldn't get the job done yourself so you got Mr. Bits here to join your little club."
"I have joined no club. Our objectives intersect for the moment, the deaths of the slayers."
"Yeah I get that. What I don't get is why I'm here at this little summit of evil."
"You're part of the plan."
"Right, okay then... I'll be on my merry way then."
Screw this.
I start toward the cave entrance, a pretty stupid idea considering it's day light.
"Ow, damn it!"
"Well that was a stupid idea."
"Yeah great minds think alike."
"What?"
"Nothing..."
"Look, all right, I'm obviously not going anywhere for a while so why don't you just tell me the plan so I can tell you how much I hate it?"
