[ [ game show tune begins, studio audience cheer as the host, yours truly, strides into the studio ] ]
thrussy: hello and welcome to your demise!
[ [ audience immediately stops clapping, things were made awkward ] ]
thrussy: [ unbothered ] you all asked the same questions and i somehow managed to make them seem diverse, thus giving you the reason we are here today!
[ [ thrussy sits in a more extravagant throne this time, wenge wood with gold detailing adorned in rubies and moonstones ] ]
[ [ the seatings for her character guests are lawn chairs, she is the only one amused ] ]
thrussy: because i want you all to actually read this q&a, i won't publish the last chapter until later in the day. some call me the devil.
thrussy: we will bring out our guests in a fashion similar to guessing who's that pokemon!
[ [ behind thrussy is a wide screen showing a series of emojis: 🍻📱🍑 ] ]
[ [ the audience goes wild, everyone already knows who it is! from the side of the studio, from beyond the curtains, park jimin comes out with a pretty smile ] ]
thrussy: ah, here is the person i take out all my anger on! park demon, how are you?
[ [ they hug briefly as jimin sits on the hawaiian-styled beach chair that's extremely low to the ground ] ]
jimin: i'm distressed!
thrussy: as expected! now, onto our questions [ her question cards are still from the dollar store ]
thrussy: some are borderline passive aggressive while the others are sweet.
jimin: kinda like you, miss thrussy.
thrussy: i'll add another chapter of your suffering if you try me, park jimin. the strap can't save you this time.
thrussy: first! the people want to know, jimberly, who is He?
jimin: oh... [ is visibly bothered ] is it okay for me to say? the chapter hasn't even come out yet.
thrussy: do it p*ssy bitch!
[ [ the audience don't questions how one word was censored while the other wasn't, but everyone is on the edge of their seat with anticipation] ]
jimin: okay. well. the stalker is [ REDACTED ]
[ [ the colorful technical difficulties screen flash before the monitors while static, white noise dances over the audio ] ]
thrussy and jimin: [ smiles ]
thrussy: next! okay, parque jimenez, someone asked why you didn't go to the police or your parents after you first realized you were being stalked? they also called you a fool.
YOU ARE READING
he ; yoonmin
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