Soulless | Haikyuu!! fic | OC male POV |

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"Woah where you going?"

"We're all going round Kuroo's."

"S l e e p i n g there too?"

"I don't know... Probably... It's just gonna be a chill party dad-"

"SlEePiNg In SePeRaTe RoOmS?!"

"...We might just pass out in the lounge I don't know-"

"BUT-"

"Come on Sammy it'll be fine. Let the kids have fun."-Ukai-

"...I don't need to tell you-?"-Samuel-

"I know."

"And you have to be back here by-"-Ukai-

"I know."

"And-"-Samuel-

"I KNOW-!"

"H A V E F U N." Dad no.1 flicks my ear and Kuroo just chuckles as he walks out and it's just us three. "Okay I'm going. See you later dad one and two." They both freeze as I walk out and Ukai laughs. "Wait who's dad one and who's dad two?"

"PAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"WHO'S WHO UKAI?!"

"HE JUST CALLED ME DAD!" He laughs even harder and Samuel just looks at him overly stressed. "I'M SERIOUS UKAI THIS IS IMPORTANT! Am I oNe Or TwO?!"

"OH MY GOD MY CHEST HURTS- I'M CRYING~" Ukai leans against the kitchen counter and Samuel just huffs. "I hope you finish your fit soon." 

"HAHAHA!!"

"Yes this is hilarious. Our son called us dad one and two. Haha." Ukai just laughs harder as he stands up again and then hugs Samuel. "Come on sweetie it is kinda funny."

"Yeah but am I one or two?"

"Sksk-" Ukai starts laughing again and Samuel just sighs and continues hugging him as Ukai cries laughter into his shoulder.

-

Time to relax...

I eat my cheese pizza slice as Hinata stays asleep on my lap. I would be a bit worried about the others thinking it's weird but Kageyama is asleep on top of Hinata and I've got Bokuto asleep on my shoulder and Kenma asleep on my feet.

I want to relax but everything hurts.

Everything hurts so much.

I overdid it today trying to beat Bokuto- Fukurodani.

...

Nah I was just trying to beat Bokuto.

"Can I have some?" I hand a sleepy Bokuto the rest of the slice and he sits up half asleep as he eats it. I just watch the movie everyone else is watching until everyone's asleep.

Well nearly. Only me, Kuroo, Bokuto and Iwa are awake.

"Kuroo can I steal a bedroom?"