I Don't Understand you ||Tsukishima Kei Story

I thought it was one cat

-Like two weeks later, its still summer vacation-

Y/n's pov

Summers great, the ice cream truck keeps driving by my place and you better believe that I stalk up each time. And of course, I go and give some to Kei, I bet he doesn't have to balls to run out right in front of a moving vehicle.

*ding*

I reach over and scoop up my phone off of my nightstand.

Daddy long legs: I'll be there in an hour and a half to pick you up.

How wonderful, I totally forgot that we were hanging out today. I was too busy reading mang.go- I mean the bible.

69 cent hooker: Do I have to wear a shirt?

Daddy long legs: Yes.

'69 cent hooker' changed 'Daddy long legs' name to 'Buzzkill boomer'

Buzzkill boomer: If you don't were a shirt to wear I'm taking you they won't let you in.

69 cent hooker: So were not going to a strip club? :(

Buzzkill boomer: No.

'Buzzkill boomer' changed '69 cent hooker' name to 'Dumbass'

Dumbass: Is that really the best you've got?

Dumbass: Loser.

'Dumbass' changed 'Buzzkill boomer' name to 'Uncreative cretin'

Uncreative cretin: Fine I'll change it.

Dumbass: Good.

'Uncreative cretin' changed 'Dumbass' name to 'Baby girl'

Baby girl: Ion even got shit to say.

Uncreative cretin: Oh well.

'Baby girl' changed 'Uncreative cretin' name to 'Kinky bastard'

Kinky bastard: Thanks.

Baby girl: You're welcome. ;)

Baby girl: Wait I have an even better one.

Kinky bastard: Oh how wonderful.

'Baby girl' changed 'Kinky bastard' name to 'Kinky Kei'

Baby girl: Like it?

Kinky Kei: I mean...

Kinky Kei: You're not wrong.

Baby girl: O-o.

Baby girl: Fun.

Kinky Kei: You want honeydew bubble tea right?

Baby girl: You're getting me bubble tea? ｡◕‿◕｡

Kinky Kei: Yeah I'm going to drink it in front of you while you cry.

Baby girl: So is crying your kink?

Kinky Kei: No, I do not have a crying kink.

Baby girl: I bet you do.