I Don't Understand you ||Tsukishima Kei Story

I'm a bad bitch, nickname Hermosa

Y/n's pov

"I'm back," I say as I walk in, letting my bag fall to the ground.

"Where were you?" Wakatoshi asks.

"I crashed at Oikahoe's," I say.

"I am aware," he says.

"Then why did you ask?" I question.

"It's what they do in movies," he says. "You are supposed to lie and tell me you were at a friend's house studying."

"Why would I lie?" I ask, slumping down on the couch.

"What were you doing at Oikawa's?" he asks.

"I was at a party," I say.

"Who was all there?" he asks.

"Iwa, Shittykawa, Big dick Issei, Maki, Bunny, Azalea and me," I say.

"Big dick Issei?" he questions.

I can't with this guy when he swears.

"Matsu," I say.

"Oh," he nods his head.

"Why were you hanging out with Seijoh boys?" he asks.

"Because I felt like it," I lay down.

"And why did you let Oikawa dye your hair?" he asks.

"Hmm," I look up trying to get a look at the fringe. "Don't really remember that."

"How do you not remember?" he asks.

"Don't know," I shrug again.

"There was a video of you crying while Oikawa coloured your hair," he says. "And a photo of you flipping off the camera, and another video of you crying, although that one doesn't have sound. Oh and then another of you sleeping on the coffee table, and another of Oikawa trying to get a saltshaker out of your hands while you slept."

"Oh," I nod my head. "It's nothing."

"It did not seem like nothing," he says.

"Well I broke up with Kei, that's all," I say.

"I see," he says. "Then you should get back together with him."

"No," I say. "Why would I do that."

"When you are unhappy I am also unhappy, Tsukishima makes you happy, so in turn, you too getting back together would be good," he says.

"That's not how things work," I say. "And I'm perfectly happy, crying is my new hobby."

"Crying is not a hobby," he says.

"It is, just ask Sailor moon, Deku, and Lucy," I say. "They're all cybabies."

"You aren't a crybaby though," he says.

"I am now," I say.

"Are you sad?" he asks.

"No," I say.

"Why are you lying? Please don't lie to me," he says.

"Hmpf," I sigh.

"What was that supposed to mean?" he asks.

"Can't lie if I don't talk to you," I say.

"You would not," he says.

"Oh but I would," I say.

"Don't lie," he says.

"That wasn't a lie," I say.

"So your just going to ignore me?" he asks.

"Maybe," I shrug.

"Then I'll ignore you," he says.

Pettytoshi has entered the chat.

"Do it, not balls," I say.

"Fine, you are not the only one who can start a sibling dispute," he says.

Fuck.

"Fine then ignore me," I sit up. "I don't care."

"Well neither do I," he says.

"Then ignore me," I say.

"I am," he says.

"Well you're not doing a good job of it," I say.

And his only response to that is as follows, he gets up grabs the t.v remote and changes my cartoons. But it doesn't stop there, he then goes over to the kitchen and throws some food in the oven, the food I despise, the stench is unbearable, and he knows that too. Once he's set on destroying my sense of smell he goes over to the couch and nearly crushes me by sitting on me.

"You almost killed me," I say. "Are you trying to kill me?"

He changes the channel to watch some farming show, ew.

"I was watching that," I try to grab the remote but he just holds it tight, not even budging. "It's not your turn."

"That food is smelling awfully good," he says.

"Please stop ignoring me, I take it back," I say.

"So no more lying?" he asks.

"Yes," I say.

"Was that a lie?" he asks suspiciously.

"...yes," I say.

Not bothering to respond, he stretches out his legs leaning no room for me to sit.

"Wakatoshi," I say.

"Hmm what's that sound?" he asks himself. "Probably an annoying little bug."

"I am not a bug," I say.

"Definitely a bug," he says.

"Fine have it your way," I sit right down on his stomach causing him to jolt a bit. "I hope your in pain."

"I hope that bug stops yapping," he says.

Ouch.

And so it started, the Ushijima sibling feud.

Just wanted some more drama, ya know?

-Crouton