Name changed to: BAU baddies
Garcia: hello loves
Hotch: what happened to the other name? This one is not professional.
Garcia: "bau gc" IS BORING. WE ARE BADDIES. CRIME FIGHTERS.
morgan: she changed it because shes built: different🥶🥵🤰🏻😫 AH HA
Reid: Those emoticon combinations are confusing, Derek.
Y/n: you guys woke me shut up and go to bed
Hotch: ^
Derek: aye pretty boy, don't let them talk to you like that
Y/n: it was a dig at you too, go kick down a door or something
Y/n: this is how derek acts
Y/n:
Emily: 💀💀💀Derek: hey hey hey
Derek: your right AH 😜
Reid: No one needs to suck "titties" in order to live.
Derek: I do it's a medical condition called "deez"
Garcia: :( reid dont ask what that is
Emily: do it lol
Rossi: who wants pasta I made extra!
Reid: wait what is deez
Derek: DEEZ NUTS🥶🥶
Reid: who's that
Emily: NO💀
Y/n: FOUL LMAOOO
Garcia: Derek that's MEAN he doesn't understand internet slang >:(
Derek: he asked not me 👺
Rossi: does nobody want pasta?
Reid: who's deez nuts???
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!