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Emily: so I have some regrets
Y/n: bestie.. there better not be another dildo on the ceiling..💀
JJ: If there is, it was Derek, not us
Derek: Why is there panties on my desk and why do I know it was Emily who put them there???🖕🏾
Emily: oh that's not my regret lol YOU WEAR PANTIES I BOUGHT YOU SOME 😎😎
Derek: what if I was suicidal..😔😔😔😔
JJ: 💀 dont joke about suicide hotch will force you to do a psych eval again
Y/n: Hotchner needs a sense of humor🤚🤚
Hotch: Pardon me?
Y/n: AYO UH I MEANT YOURE A DILF UH BYE 🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️
Derek: Y/N💀💀
Emily: hotchy bestie boo, why are you only funny sometimes please 💅💅 its painful!
JJ: Man if I had to deal with all of us, I would be too he deals with his BAU children then goes home to his own its neverending
Hotch: ^
Derek: Just cope🙄🙄 damn💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
Emily: DEREK PAINTS HIS NAILS AS WELL? OOOO OKAY I SEE YOU I SEE YOU 🥰🥰
Reid: What's wrong with men painting their nails? It's just polish
Derek: ^ YEAH PRENTISS EVEN IF I DID 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
Emily: YO IT WAS A JOKE OH MY GOD CALM DOWN WHY IS EVERYONE UNFUNNY TODAY I CANT COPE🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
Y/n: Oh my god who put a block of cheddar cheese in the coffee pot you fucking menace
Emily: WHAT THE FUCK Y/N YOURE JOKING 😰😰
Derek: WHY IN THE COFFEE POT 😠😠😠 I WAS LITERALLY JUST GONNA GO GET A REFILL ARE YOU SERIOUS
Y/n: WHICH FAILED ABORTION DID THIS SHIT WHOEVER DID IT IS GETTING THEIR SHIT ROCKED 🤺🤺🤺🤺
Hotch: Why cheddar, why blocked, and why is it there? What does it mean?
Reid: Who the f*** puts cheese in coffee?
Emily: Spencie not you censoring fuck, you're an adult you realize that right? You can curse cmon it's okay 🤔🤔
Derek: Leave him alone 🙄🖕🏾
Reid: I only curse when I'm really mad. If I do it when I'm not, it won't get my point across as efficiently.
Y/n: damn that's smart, I will not be participating ☺👍
Reid: :)
Emily: LMAO WHEN IM MAD I JUST THREATEN MEN WITH ESCITALOPRAM
Emily: YO WTF?? SCISSORS** WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WORD
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
