Bau groupchat
Y/n: at lowes rn, so many dilfs 🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻
Derek: y/n go get a sugar daddy aH🤑
Reid: What is a "dilf"?
Emily: ... i
Derek: Hotch is a dilf tbh let's be real daddy hotch
Hotch: I'm so close to leaving this groupchat. Do not ever call me that again.
Emily: omg he is, only exception af
Y/n: hotchy boy the dilf
Hotch: thin ice all of you
Reid: This doesn't answer my question? I'm confused.
Y/n: "Dad I'd like to fuck" that's what it stands for, basically really hot dads
Reid: I regret asking nevermind
Reid: I don't think I wanna know what a sugar daddy is then.
Y/n: google is your bestie, bestie
Derek: lookin for some hoes tbh🐆
Emily: stfu derek my god💀
Rossi: you all confuse me, my iq drops anytime I open this groupchat
Reid: 🐢 he watches.
Derek: WHAT ???
JJ: what is that even supposed to mean I'm scared
Y/n: menace to society af
Emily: MENACE TO SOCIETY Y/N UR FUNNY AF 💃🏻💃🏻 ITS TRUE BESTIE
Derek: I juSt got vodka splAShed in my FACEF OH MY FUCKDING GOD OW
JJ: damn the rejection LOL
Emily: stop being a predator
Hotch: Emily. Not nice.
Emily: I SAID PREDATOR NOT CHILD PREDATOR
Derek: I'm going home this is embarrassing my ego.
Derek: JK AH 😜 IDGAF IM LOOKING FOR ANOTHER BADDIE
JJ: oh my god my son just shit his pants brb
Emily: yo wtf💀💀💀
Rossi: isnt he like 6 ?
Derek: that just ruined my mood jj what the fuck
Y/n:
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Hotch looking at the messages, wondering why he puts up with us ^^
Hotch: no actually.
Garcia: HEY FRIENDS HI IM NKT DRUNK MAYBE NO
Reid: Oh my god someone normal, hello Pen!
Garcia:
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Me rn HEHE
Reid: Nevermind, goodnight.
Rossi: gn kiddo
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
