Bau Baddies
Emily: lol whys derek pouty 😭
Reid: He looks upset Em.
Derek: FUCK YOU BOTH DIE DIE DIE FUCK OFF SERIOUSLY OH MY FUCKING GOD😡😡😡
Y/n: ..oh my
Y/n: what the fuck did you guys do😭
Rossi: oh no what
Emily: NOTHING WE DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH HIM
Hotch: What's going on here?
Emily: I think it's that time of the month for meat head 🩸😭
Reid: Cis men don't..?
JJ: it's a joke Reid
Derek: YOU GUYS KEEP FUCKING THROWING PAPERS AT ME AND I HAVE EXTRA PAPERWORK I NEED DONE BY TONIGHT FUCK OFF.🖕🏾🖕🏾
Hotch: it's okay morgan you'll get it done I'm sure.
Derek: FUCK YOU ITS YOUR FAULT DIE🤬🤬
Emily: usually I'm the angry one damn OKOK
Hotch: you're the one who keeps flirting with everyone stop acting like that and I wont give you extra ☝🏻
Hotch: I need it all on my desk by 6 btw!☺
Emily: 💀💀
Rossi: why does he have extra ?
Rossi: oh nvm I'm sorry I read it wrong
Reid: I'll help you Derek give me them.
Emily: Derek's a pussy
Derek: NO🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: heres your milkies🍼
Y/n: YO😭😭 HOTCH???
Hotch: he's acting like a baby so
Derek: yeah I'll drink ur milk🤤
JJ: it's not funny anymore what 🧏🏼♀️ the fuck
Emily: IT'S SO FUNNY LMAOOO😭
Rossi: milk..?
Hotch: DONT ENCOURAGE HIM
Derek: hey guys serious question
Reid: yes?
Y/n: I'm scared
Hotch: ..What
Emily: we don't care BIGHEAD🖕🏻
Derek: how do you French kiss again? I totally forgot someone should teach me, I'm a tactical hands on learner btw a physical demonstration ?😏
JJ: why am I not surpised
Emily: wtf die 🤢🤢🤢
Hotch: use a mirror💀
Y/n: NOT THE SKULL EMOJI OMG UR LEARNING HOTCH
Hotch: Garcia has been teaching me☺
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
