BAU Baddies
Garcia: uhm.. we all saw that right?
Reid: Sadly.
Y/n: SADLY? MORE LIKE THANK YOU FOR THE SHOW BESTIES
Rossi: no idea what's going on rn gang
Emily: ;)
Hotch: What's going on?
JJ: oh uh nothing
Derek: emily and JJ were making out WITHOUT me🤬🤬📸
Emily: WE WERE IN THE PARKING GARAGE HOE MIND UR BUSINESS 🤼🏻♀️🤼🏻♀️
Y/n: ^^ FR
Garcia: there happens to be cameras in there lol ;)
Reid: I was just walking to the elevator I didn't mean to see I'm really sorry.
JJ: it's okay spence we know you werent being weird<3
Hotch: As long as you guys don't do it inside the building, it is none of my business, have fun
Emily: BOSSMAN DESERVES A RAISE FOR THAT ONE🍾🍾
Derek: WAIT PRETTY BOY HOWD THAT DATE GO🍊🍈🍐🍈🍋🍎🍋🍑🍎
Reid: Why👾 not fruity sadly
Garcia: YOU HAD A DATE??? OMG
Emily: REID OMG DID IT GO OKAY??
Reid: No:/ it's okay though! Her and I just don't work well
Y/n: 😄🔪
Emily: What'd she do.
Hotch: It's okay, Reid, you'll find someone some day.
Rossi: lol like you have?
Hotch: bestie, stfu. you were divorced 10 times.
Garcia: SERIOUSLY TEACHING HOTCH INTERNET SLANG WAS THE BEST THING IVE EVER DONE JEHENDND
Garcia: anyways I'm willing to ruin her life with a click of a button what happened
Reid: I told her I'm Bisexual just to get it out of the way and she called the f slur and left 👾👾
Derek: Are you fucking serious WHY THOSE EMOJIS 💀
Emily: spence please I am so sorry:(
Y/n: I will cut a bitch give me her number rn
Rossi: what's the f slur?
Emily: faggot
Rossi: IM NOT GAY WHAT???
Derek: ..hes a lost cause 💀
Hotch: ..I have no words
Hotch: Anyways, I'm really sorry she did that, Spencer. That was low of her.
Emily: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 she has to go.
Reid: NO! if she's so hateful she must be miserable as is, it's fine.
Y/n: damn wordsnof wisdom or whatever go off bestie? 🤨
Derek: Hey Google how to be serious in serious situations 🧍🏾♂️
Rossi: OH THE F SLUR MEANS.. OH OKAY
Emily: He's trying his best tbh
Hotch: Congrats ? Lol 😄
Hotch: I hate it, I hate those stupid little emotion faces. It feels wrong.
Derek: NOT BOSSMAN STRUGGLING TO FIT IN ITS OKAY BAU DILF 😭😭😭
Hotch: The tension between me and quitting my job is astronomical I can not lie.
Derek: ITS A COMPLIMENT OLD MAN TAKE IT AND SHUT UP🤨🤬🤬🤬
Emily: how has he not fired you I would've LMAO 🥳👋🏻
Derek: HOW HAS HE NOT FIRED YOU?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Emily: I'm not ANNOYING
Derek: NEITHER AM I
Y/n: 🤨 not the girlie fighting... hm📸 putting this on in the books of memories 📸📸
Reid: I just burnt my bowl of cereal :/
Hotch: ..Spencer how the fuck.
Rossi: hi lol I'm italian
Emily: rossi.. you're on thin ice I'm really tryna be nice but oh my god
Emily: n e ways Reid uve donenit before too it's okay
JJ: ???
JJ: do I wanna know
Derek: how tf do you burn cereal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬
Reid: I hit the knob on my stovetop and didnt realize it was on and place my bowl down and left and when I came back my bowl had exploded and the cereal burnt on my stove.
Emily: oh mine happened purposely LMAO
Hotch: ???
Y/n: em why
Garcia: 🧱🧱🧱🧱 walls r up
Reid: What???
Garcia: oh idk hi :)
Rossi: 🏥 in the er lol
Hotch: Are you okay? Dave?
Derek: uh oh
Rossi: fell, hurt knee, brb
Emily: IM SOREY I CANNOT THE WAY HE TYPES😭😭
Y/n: PLEASE
Derek: 😭😭📸
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
