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Derek: hey do you guys remember Landon??

Rossi: No??

Y/n: Derek for the love of everything plz-

JJ: I'm afraid to ask I do not trust him

Emily: oh my fucking god derek💀💀

Emily: someone ask

Reid: ..No. I dont think I will. Too suspicious.

Hotch: Who's Landon? No one worked here with that name.

Emily: HOTCH STOP PLEASE💀💀😭

Y/n: ^^^^^^^^

Hotch: ??

Derek: trip, fall and LANDON DEEZ NUTS👨🏾‍🦲💪🏾💪🏾🥶🥶🥱🥱🥱

Reid: I knew it, I am learning.

Emily: HOTCH C'MON READ THE ROOM YOU HAD TO KNOW😭😭

Hotch: what the fuck..

Hotch: kinda clever :/

Y/n: PLZ😭

Garcia: BOSSMAN LOL XD

Derek: EVERYTIME I GET ONE OF YOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

Reid: 🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️ 🚘

Emily: WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT???

Derek: AYO PRETTY BOY??🤬🤬🤬

Hotch: Reid do I need to do another psych evaluation?

Y/n: Spencer wtf

Garcia: another? :(

Reid: Apparently "self deprecating jokes aren't funny" or something.

Derek: 😭😭 REID

Emily: 👁👅👁

Hotch: Emily what is wrong with you

Emily: why do you ask me that sm?? Lol

Rossi: 🕳🏃‍♂️

Rossi: running to nowhere

Hotch: Dave. Shut up😂

Derek: PLEASE 😭😭

JJ: 🤰🏼

Derek: omg emily got you pregnant??

Derek: wait a minute..

Emily: take ur time it's okay 🤨

Y/n: Derek why

Emily: JJ r u fr

JJ: god no it's a joke I do not want anymore of wills babies

Emily: 😀😄😀 excuse me

JJ: WHAT

Emily: will shits himself why do you reproduce with him

Derek: STOP SAYING THAT LMAO💀💀

Hotch: Girls, fight elsewhere please

JJ: SHUT UP.

Emily: ur so hot when ur angry

JJ: is that so?

Emily: yes.

JJ: prove it then.

Emily: I can do more than just prove it baby

Reid: I'm uncomfortable.

Derek: we all are, GO SEXT IN UR PRIVATE DMS 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Derek: I mean unless I can join ofc

Rossi: why why why why why why why why why why why why why

Hotch: ^ felt

Garcia: who's moaning in the bathroom i need to pee wtf

Garcia: WAIT I JUST READ CHAT YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS RN

Derek: PENNY YOURE JOKING💀💀

Garcia: IM- IM GOING TO THE FIRST FLOOR TO GO I CANNOT WITH THEM PLEASE-

Hotch: Why are they like this :/

Derek: horny ass mfers😭😭

Y/n: I just walked by the bathroom and can confirm pen wasnt lying :/

Y/n: get it ig

Derek: PLEASE IM AT MY DESK AND IF I STAY STILL I CAN KINDA HEAR IT THATS SO BAD😭😭

Rossi: never been more thankful to have an office

Hotch: ^

Y/n: I'm going to Penny's office on a DIFFERENT floor 👋👋👋

Reid: Wait for me!

Hotch: awkward moment when your boss gives you extra paperwork for having sex in the bathrooms lol

Emily: ??? WHY.

JJ: I did not need 7 extra reports HOTCHNER.

Emily: I GOT 10???

Hotch: You can't have sexual intercourse at work:/ I can get fired for letting that slide besties

Derek: PLZ😭😭 FUNNY HOTCH IS BACK

JJ: he is learning

Garcia: I think we just broke him tbh

Emily: so brokecken💔💔

Derek: PLEASE💀🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

Hotch:

^ it's me

Emily: kinda does look like you tbh

Rossi: 🧂

Derek: cracker

Y/n: PLEASE 😭🖐