BAU groupchat
Emily:
WHO TOOK THE DONUTS OFFF MY FUCKING DESK THOSE WERE MINE
Reid: I ate the one with sprinkles I'm sorry
Emily: that was for you honey
Emily: NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES STOLE THEM
Derek: they were good ASF. 🎶🎷🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
JJ: uh oh
Rossi: how many were there?
Emily: FUCK YOU DEREK DIE
Emily: a dozen 🧍🏻♀️ I was gonna eat 11 of them yes AND NOW I CANT
Derek: finders keepers AH😜
Hotch: I have no words I am genuinely speechless
Emily: fire him bossman 😒
Derek: your name wasn't on the box🤨🤨 prove they were yours
Hotch: LMAO HES RIGHT
Hotch: sorry I mean ^^ yeah
Y/n: not hotchy boy getting excited
Emily: I BOUGHT THEM?? AND PUT THEM ON M Y DESK? AND SAID "No one touch these except Reid" BC I BOUGHT HIM HIS FAV DONUT????? HEATHEN🍆✂️
Derek: AYO THOSE EMOJIS???
Y/n: derek run LMAO
Hotch: she has a point Derek
Hotch: Also if that is insinuating what I think it is, please don't do that in the bullpen. Thanks.
Emily: I'm taking that as a, do it later thing
Hotch: no comment
Reid: eggplant???
Reid: 🧣 scarf
Y/n: it means dick
Garcia: :^0
Garcia: don't ruin him
Reid: how do scarfs..?
Derek: AYP EMILY PUT DOWN THOSE SCISSORS ILL PAY YOU BAVK OH MNM Y GID
JJ: wifey goin mad
Y/n: hey hows will doing?
Garcia: ..oop
Rossi: 🍝🍝
Emily: thanks for the 40 dollars derek you're so sweet! <<<33
Hotch: you paid 40 dollars for a dozen of donuts?
Emily: no, I paid 15, the extra was for him getting to keep his dick.
Derek: you are insane
Derek: insanely hot 😜🕺🏻🕺🏻
Emily: snip snip
Reid: Oh I get it now.
Reid: This 🍆 = Derek's genalia and you were threatening to cut it off because he ate your donuts.
Y/n: You got the spirit bub
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
