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3:46AM
Hotch: Why are none of you on the jet? We have a case to work on.
4:14AM
Hotch: Which one of you absolute menaces had that fake call made to my phone?
Reid: Good morning!
Hotch: Was it you?
Reid: No, I just woke up.
Derek: Mmm good morning sexies 🤑🤑🤑💋💋💋
Rossi: Aaron what happened?
Hotch: Someone made a fake call saying we had a case and to be on the jet asap but since none of you guys received it I'm gonna go out on a limb and say either Emily or Derek did it
Emily: You motherfuckers blew up my phone at 4am for what???
Emily: wait just read chat I didn't do shit?? Ask my sexy wife I've been asleep 😴
Derek: definitely was emily 😐😐
Emily: MOTHERFUCKER IT WAS YOU I WAS SLEEPING???
Derek: I WAS UP UNTIL A HALF HOUR AGO AND I WOULDNT HAVE DONE THT THE MOMENT I WOKE UP???
Y/n: lol
Emily: No fucking way🤨 Y/N???
JJ: WAIT HOLD UP
Hotch: I'm actually shocked, genuinely
Hotch: Why what did I do☹
Y/n: damn now I feel bad how do you guys just antagonize him and not feel bad??
Emily: I CANT THATS TOO CUTE Y/N DJDBEBEB🙈🙈💋
Derek: WE BUILT=DIFF 😵😵😵😵😵😵
Hotch: No you're just annoying actually
Reid: Y/n is very cute I agree very much. 😊 <- smiley face
Y/n: 🥺 spence
Rossi: I'm so tired that I made a whole homemade pizza because I didn't know what was going on?
Emily: Dementia?? damnnnn r.i.p 🥸
Reid: Not funny.
Emily: damn double homicide 😔😔
Derek: PRENTISS???? YO???😳😳😳😳
SUSSY BEHAVIOR FRFR
Hotch: damn Dave imagine.. couldn't be me
Emily: You're old too stfu😝😝
Hotch: Not THAT old and I'm still hot so.
JJ: YO WHAT DID YOU ALL DO TO HIM????
Derek: What? He's just self aware if anything we did more good than damage🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾 yummy 😋
Emily: ^^ He's funny now 😇
Y/n: Trauma makes people funny it's okay
Reid: ?????
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
