Baddies of the BAU
Emily: BRO IM AT THE STORE RN AND JUST SAW PEPPERSPRAY LADY 💀💀
Y/n: DEADASS?😧😧 I THOUGHT SHE DIED OR SMTH😡👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
Emily: she glared at me so I hissed at her ✌🏻
Derek: it's gotta be mental illness.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Y/n: or maybe its Maybelline 🎵 🎶
Garcia: that lil jingle gets stuck in my head too much tbh xP
JJ: I sent you to get milk why are you hissing at ex co-workers em
Y/n: damn she really told you and the kids she was leaving to get milk? JJ.. I hate to break it to you.. You're never getting that milk 🥛
Derek: YO💀💀😧 Y/N
Emily: I'm not poop pants William okay 🤯🤯‼️ I don't leave when I get inconvenienced
Y/n: we should add will back
Hotch: I will not.
Y/n: i wIlL nOt. stfu 🙄🙄
Hotch: ok
Derek: submissive ass mfer stick up for yourself this is how I KNOW yall fucking 💀 ain't no fucking way
Emily: hotch why r u sticking up for will
Hotch: I'm not, I rather a fight not break out. He's also not a team member so he's not allowed in this, it's a work group chat only 👍🏻
Y/n: will x hotchy: the one who got away
Derek: HELP??😭 Y/N?? YOU OUT HERE SHIPPING UR BOYFRIEND WITH RANDOM MEN
Emily: NO NOT EVEN RANDOM MEN, JJS EX 💀😭 HELLO???
Y/n: hotchy boy fruity it's okay 🍒🍓🫐
Garcia: BOYFRIEND????????? :0 WHATD I MISS?????!!!
Y/n: I missed that, guys we aren't dating shut up
Emily: dating, fucking.. same thing different shapes yk
Hotch: Why. Why. Why.
Y/n: what part whyd I ship you with him or whyd I call you fruity or whyd Emily say what she said
Y/n: bc 1. Funsies 2. It's true 3. Bestie is speaking her truth 🙌👐👏
Reid: Will is okay I think. Other than the slight homophobia.
Rossi: .. kid..
JJ: Spencer he called me gross for liking women that's more than slight 🙄🤨
Y/n: ew girls have cooties🤮🤮 gross bleh
Emily: HELP?
Reid: Yeah I'm sorry I was trying to be polite.
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
