Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: who put up the anti straight people posters all over the bullpen lmao
Reid: Derek and Emily, I saw them when I came in early for coffee.
Emily: snitch 🙄 stfu stringbean
Derek: fr Reid it's for the greater good 🤬
Rossi: what's wrong with straight people?
Hotch: everything
Hotch: I mean, nothing, I was advised to tell whoever did it to "stop immediately" so I guess this is me telling you to "stop" or whatever
JJ: who replaced hotch with someone laid back
Hotch: it was funny I can't lie and say I didn't find it funny
Emily: hotchy poo a real one 💋💃🏻🍷 love to see it
Derek: #gayshatestraights ❤
Rossi: ...
Y/n: homie is googling where to mass buy rugs and matches AS WE SPEAK 😨💀
JJ: y/n...💀
Derek: NOO OMG 😭😭 Y/N DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS!!!😱
Emily: can't burn me alive I'm too sexy 🤨
Rossi: why would I buy rugs and matches??
Hotch: omw to disconnect his internet.
Y/n: as you should hotchy 🔥
Hotch: yes will go do that now :)
Rossi: WAIT NO?
Emily: Rossi you can't hatecrime us🙄🙄
Rossi: HUH
Garcia: guys! Leave him alone:( he doesn't even know what that means
Derek: until he figures it out and burns us all 😐👨🏾🍼😱
Y/n: please Rossi I have a family don't do this 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Rossi: ..
Rossi: I'm going to take a nap on my office couch, I never understand what you kiddos are on about anyway
Emily: is that hetero talk for burn the gays or 🤨😐
Derek: EM LMAO💀
JJ: emmy please...
Hotch: guys leave Dave alone before he cries again, alright?
Y/n: fine 🤕
Emily: who else am I supposed to bully😠 dereks being decent today so I can't bully him
Derek: thank you I'm trying 🚗 👨🏾🚀
Y/n: We appreciate the effort tbh 🧐
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
