Bau Baddies
Derek: daddy hotch tell Emily to stop bullying me 😡😡😡
Emily: disrespectfully, no <3🥰
Hotch: I'm not your daddy
Derek: could be damn 🙁 💔💔
Y/n: it's literally 5am why
JJ: ^ I agree with y/n, do yall gotta do this now?
Derek: "yall" 🤠 YEE HAW
Emily: ... okay that was funny 💀
Rossi: I've been awake since 3am I don't mind this is interesting
Emily: real one af mama rossi 🤪🤪🤪
Rossi: sure?
Y/n: he def doesn't understand half of what we say
Hotch: I wish I didn't understand
Reid: Good Morning! 👾
Y/n: morning sweet boy
Derek: sus behavior 🤨🤨👹
Emily: derek
Derek: ??
Emily: SHUT UP.
Hotch: behave, both of you
JJ: emily if you stop being mean I'll send boobie pics
Emily: I love every single one of you with my whole heart I am so sorry for every bad thing I've ever said. I never meant it and for no particular reason I've decided to turn over a new leaf and stop insulting everyone. I apologize.
Derek: 💀💀 my god
Derek: if I apologize can I get a titty pic?
Hotch: thin ice.
Derek: generalized statement, bau dilf
Y/n: morgan please 😭
Emily: mommy milkers mommy milkers🤤
Hotch: pardon me?
Derek: shes not talking about you, duh🤣🤣🤣🤣
Garcia: wait do we have a case?
Hotch: no, idk why we're all up so early
Garcia: sarcasm sir?
Hotch: No
Garcia: 👌🏻
Derek: babygirl🤤🤤🤤
Y/n: hi pen
Garcia: morning lovelies!!! :D<<33
JJ: DON'T SET MY TITS AS YOUR LOCKSCREEN OH MY GID EMILY WHAT TEHE FUCK
Derek: ..oh my God 😭😭 what
Y/n: ...no words
Emily: THEY LOOK GOOD OKAY😖😖🖕🏻 FINE
Reid: ???
Hotch: why why why why why why why why why why why
Y/n: yo me too ^^ what the fuck
Derek: I should set my lockscreen to my own tits🤤🤤
Emily: ..what🤨🤨🤨
JJ: derek why r u like this, genuinely 🤔 r u ok?
Rossi: ( . Y . )
Hotch: david, what the fuck?
Emily: PLZ ROSSI THATS TOO FUNNY 10/10 FOR THE CREATIVITY 😭😭
Derek: 8=====D
Hotch: :| why
Emily: I promised not to bully you for the whole day Morgan, so respectfully, be quiet 🤬🤬
Emily: faggot.
Emily: SHIT SORRY SORRY ICXOULDNT HELP IT EBEHSK☹☹☹
JJ: I still ly <<33
Derek: 😖😖🖕🏾🖕🏾🤨🤨🤔😭💔💔🤬🤬🤬
Emily: you deserve to get bullied fuck💀💀
Y/n: EM STOP BEBRJENJE PLEASE😭😭
Hotch: I brought donuts in!!🍩🍩
Y/n: my fav dilf thnk you
Derek: SECOND THAT Y/N FUCK YEAH I AM NO LONGER DEPRESHUTION💔💔
Emily: heart been broke so many times i-i dont know what to believe💔💔😖
JJ: will after I divorced him lol
Y/n: 💀💀💀 omg
Hotch: me after my wife cheated on me, manipulated me, divorced me and then died by an unsub^^^
Derek: HOTCH??🤨💀
Emily: WHO HACKED HIM😭😭 HES GONNA GET MAD I STG THAT WASNT ME
Garcia: I didn't, after he told us to stop talking about Haley I peomised him I wouldn't ://
Hotch: I wrote that myself?? It's funny, laugh
Y/n: PLEASE WHAT😭 OMG
Reid: Omg you got a chocolate one with sprinkles for me!! Thanks Hotch!👾🍩
Hotch: No problem Reid
Emily: never forget when morgan ate all my mfing donuts 😡😡
Derek: they were good af too🤤🤤 GAH DAMN
Rossi: I have wine in my office if anyone needs it
Hotch: ..that's not allowed, it's against protocol
Hotch: be there in 5
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
