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Hotch: guys who made Reid cry?
Garcia: SOMEONE MADE SPENCE CRY??? Ö
Y/n: Who do I got to fight these hands are rated E for Everyone
Hotch: He won't say who did it so I know it's someone we work with
Derek: AYO??? WHOS MESSING WITH PRETTY BOY???😡🤬🤬
JJ: Spence :((
Emily: Are you fuckint serious?? SPENCER WHO, RN.
Reid: Guys it's fine :((
Derek: ur crying in bossmans office rn it is not fine who was being mean
JJ: Rossi why r u so silent 🤨
Y/n: noodle head answer rn
Hotch: lmao noodle head good one y/n
Hotch: guys I dont think it was Rossi
Emily: it's always the Italians 🙄🙄
Derek: #fuckitaly
Y/n: LMAO PLZ
Rossi: hey hey what'd Italy do to you??
Rossi: I haven't seen Spencer all day
Reid: it wasnt anyone on the team :/ someone who works on the first floor
Emily: so a nobody got it
Hotch: Not nice.
Emily: THEY HURT BABYS FEELINGS NOW THEY GET THESE HANDS 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Derek: Spencer at least tell us what happened? We are concerned
Y/n: he isnt using excessive emojis damn he really is serious but ^
JJ: Spence we care and won't make a big deal just tell us what got you so upset
Hotch: he keeps saying it's stupid:/
Garcia: I'll hack into the cameras and see what happened myself :]
Reid: OKAYOKAY ILL TELL DONT DO THAT
Reid: I brought in gourds to put on my desk because October is next month and you all know how much I love Halloween so I wanted to decorate my desk a bit. While I was walking through the parking garage, some guy from the first floor got out of his car while I was walking by, and he asked why I had them. I told him and then he forcefully grabbed them from me and smashed them and said I needed to "grow up" it hurt my feelings.
Hotch: Reid that's assault.
Derek: And I'm about to go commit assault as well lol brb
Emily: ^
Y/n: ^
JJ: I'll make sure they don't kill him
Garcia: So you guys know the guy is wearing a black suit, green tie, and has short blond hair. ;).
Reid: You looked at the footage? :(
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
