Baddies of the BAU
Emily: ngl the new name is growing on me tbh
Hotch: Good because I had no plans of changing it👍
Y/n: its so formal 💀
Emily: yeah but it makes us sound fancy🤸🏻♀️🤑
Rossi: When in reality you all just cause copious amounts of chaos!
Derek: Never, not once.😝😝😝
Emily: You're the root of our problems
Derek: NO?? YOU FUXKED JJ IN THE BULLPEN?
Emily: THAT HAPPENED TWICE OKAY
Hotch: Pardon me? I thought it was once??
Emily: Last case was rough okay?
Y/n: guys💀😭 why
JJ: ..no idea what she's talking about!😃
Emily: hm... really? Because you sure knew what I was talking about then
Reid: I have no idea what is going on.
Y/n: best if you don't bub
Reid: Well no I do, but why?
Y/n: Best if no one knows!
Reid: Alright.👾
Derek: Yo i didn't know we were allowed to have sex in the bullpen 😏😏😏
Hotch: IT ISN'T ALLOWED
Derek: Hey hotch wanna meet in the bullpen late tonight?😋
Y/n: YOOO????
Emily: guys let's discuss who would bottom
JJ: EM NO 💀💀
Y/n: Derek is gonna get kicked from chat in like .5 seconds 😭😭
Emily: I think it would be hotch even tho Derek acts like a little bitch so its conflicting but yeah tbh 💅💅
Rossi: I don't understand what's being said right now?
Y/n: EMILY PRENTISS HES GONNA KICK YOU OUT TOO PLZ BE QUIET
Derek: Yoooo Emily that's down bad🤔🤔
JJ: oh God why do you guys bother him he's gonna be pissy all day now😭
Y/n: good thing he'll only be pissy at the ones who bother him!
JJ: okay yeah true ^
Emily: Tell me I'm wrong?? Rn do it🤨
Garcia: oh my god you guys are insane:0
Hotch: The remove button besides your name is looking real nice right about now! ☺
Reid: Typically those in authority like to be submissive outside of their work as a way to let go.
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
