Baddies of the BAU
Derek: Why is a meeting with hotchie Garcia and Strauss happening rn wtf??🙄🙄 she betta leave my babygirl ALONE🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Derek: babygirls* sorry hotchy I didn't forget u *heart eyes*
Y/n: DEREK😭😭 but no I'm about to throw hands what's going on 😧???
Emily: Strauss is giving pisskink energy rn fr 👏🏻
Garcia: guys I'm sorry but she's making me
Emily: HUH??? GARCIA BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP
Y/n: CLAP TWICE IF WE NEED TO INTERVENE
Derek: that's it I'm getting my glock out rq 🔫
Hotch: Oh God here we go I'm so sorry guys I refused and she forced Garcia to do it
Y/n: what??
* '-' added 'Strauss' to the chat*
Derek: 😐😑😐 huh.
Strauss: Hello.
Reid: I'm scared.
Y/n: REID😭😭 HELP
Strauss: You all should not have anything to be scared about if this groupchat is as professional as claimed to be by Aaron.
Derek: .. what are we supposed to do?
Hotch: I have no clue.
Emily: .. I wanna say something so badly but JJ is advising me not to😹👍🏻
JJ: true story ^
Strauss: Say what, Prentiss?
Derek: nah fuck this. I ain't being boring for some old ass crusty dusty musty lusty bitch 🤧 Strauss ur a snake fuck you go away Ssssss 🐍🐍🐍
Emily: NAH FR THIS GROUPCHAT IS PRIVATE. CONTROL FREAK 🦏
Garcia: oh lord:0
Rossi: What's going on whys Strauss here?
Derek: BECAUSE SHES UGLY. AND HER BREATH STINKS. YOUD THINK THE ALCHOL WOULD HELP WITH HER BAD BREATH BUT I GUESS NOT. 👎🏾👎🏾
Y/n: stinky dinky😔
JJ: 💀💀 nice knowing you all
Derek: Straughtie Strauss back at it again with the bad dye job😍😍h
Strauss: Excuse me? Aaron, what's the meaning of this?
Hotch: ... the meaning of deez nuts...
Garcia: :0????
Emily: HOTCH???🧐🧐🧐
Y/n: WOOOO FUCK YWAH AARON MWAH 😍😍😍
Derek: that was so hot my back is arching.
Strauss: Pardon me?
Derek: not you shutbup
Hotch: Yeah not you.
Y/n: hotchie and baldie alliance to take down the big snake boss🥴🥴
Hotch: True, I wanted no part of this and she dragged me into it
Derek: drag deez nuTS
Strauss: I'm appalled right now.
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
