Baddies of the BAU
JJ: Emily is so piss drunk right now just a warning
Emily: GUYS JJ IS LTONG I AM NOT EVEN THE SLIGHEAT DRUNK OAKT🦕
Rossi: kiddo.. You're gone I believe
Derek: white girl wasted fr😂😂😂☝🏾
Hotch: guys it's 1am we are trying to sleep
Y/n: frrr mad disrespect 😤 😒
Emily: YO UGSUYS R SO FUCKING WRONG OKAY ITS LIKRE 9 💋 😘
Derek: mama's I think u needa sleep 😴 💤
lay down ☝🏾 🛌🏻
JJ: she will not lay down no matter what I say to convince her I regret letting her alcoholic ass near alcohol ☹️💔
Reid: I'm reading right now!
Hotch: go to bed Spence
Reid: I will after this book, I'm halfway through it I should be done in 8 minutes! :) 👾
Y/n: Aaron get the fuck off your phone I'm tired 👹
Derek: ayo omw rn who's house u guys at his or urs😳
Y/n: bro
Derek: poly relationship share him plz Im begging we'd all be deeply in love 😔😔
Emily: DEREKDBURNRT DOWN HIS COUCG LMAOAOOO OMG HE HAD NO FUCKING COXUH DER DER NO COUCH MAN HAHAHA
Reid: oh..
Hotch: derek I can't even tell if ur joking anymore by this point
Derek: what're u doing step hotch??😳😖😖
Y/n: HELLO??? STEP HOTCH?? FUCKK😭
Garcia: :00 what is going on here
Hotch: I have no clue but I regret checking my phone when I got up for some water
Derek: papa??😝😝
Y/n: derek.
Derek: ur right I'm sorry
Derek: Sir??**
Derek: so disrespectful of me *bends over cutely* 🙈💗
JJ: praying for u to never wake up
Y/n: derek I love you
Derek: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO UR SO HOT ID LOTWRALLY LET YOU CRUSH MY BALLS AND SKULL PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🏾🙏🏾💖
Y/n: I love you but imma need u to be quiet 🤫
Derek: yes mommy 🤤☝🏾 I'm ur good boy
Emily: AYO DERLW IS BEINF SO SUSSY WHAT IS THt
Hotch: sigh
Rossi: kiddos its quite late, shouldn't we all be asleep?
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
