BAU Baddies
Emily: BITCHES ITS PRIDE MONTH ITS TIME TO CHOOSE EITHER UR GAY OR HOMOPHOBIC 🤬🤬🤬
Y/n: ^^ SAY IT BAE
Rossi: isnt there a middle ground?
Emily: you cant be gay AND homophobic, no sryxoxo
Derek: 😭😭bro
Hotch: as someone who was in the closet for so long, I vote that all heteros pay us for existing
Reid: What does being in the closet for a long time have to do with it?
Hotch: I need emotional compensation for it.
Emily: HOTCH😭😭
Derek: yo he has a point
Emily: pay up🤔 bighead🖕🏻
Derek: TECHNICALLYYY IM NOT STRAIGHT
Hotch: TECHNICALYYY, hetero is in ur sexuality name.. pay up
Y/n: 💥💥 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Emily: I cant not believe I'm gonna agree with bossman but he's right, he has made points het
Rossi: heterophobia
Derek: WHAT.😐
JJ: he serious rn ? :/
Hotch: Rossi, shut the fuck up.
Rossi: is it not?
[Hotch removed 'Rossi]
Emily: omfg what🤨
Hotch: I usually joke when I pick on him but.. that didn't sit well with me. No thanks.
Derek: I can't tell if he was joking or if he just doesn't understand that isn't a thing? Even I know that on a real note
Y/n: damn why'd it get serious all a sudden I'm out 🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♂️ running
Emily: 💀💀 take me with you
Hotch: okay wait
[Hotch added 'Rossi']
Rossi: ???? Why couldn't I text
Emily: LMAO PLZ
Derek: ... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hotch: Why did you say heterophobia?
Derek: damn okay daddy Hotch taking charge I feel you
Hotch: Go do your work.
Derek: yes sir😏
Emily: your fucking weird😟 god damn
Hotch: ^
Y/n: mood lightened up I am back!
Garcia: derek why
Rossi: I'm confused why can't I say that Emily says homophobia when shes inconvenienced
Garcia: this is painful! :0
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
