Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: Guys, we need to talk
Emily: talk to deez nuts my man talk to deez nuts 💃🏻
Derek: bro yet IM the problem child???
Emily: die
Derek: you wish 🕺🏾😏🥊🥊
Y/n: Yes Hotch? What's wrong?
Hotch: Strauss is really on me about everyone's behavior, it needs to cool down I'm asking nicely
Emily: no <3 she can kiss my ass 😍😍
JJ: no she can NOT.
Derek: queer behavior....😨 ✨
Rossi: he did ask nicely
Reid: ^
Hotch: I'm serious, you all need to start behaving or things are gonna start changing around here
Y/n: you're acting straight 🙄
Emily: ooo what's going change? What's she gonna do yell at me? Shaking in my boots rn 👢 👢
Hotch: She's threatening to fire me, so you'll have a new boss that's what will change. She's trying to use your guys' behavior as a way of saying that I'm not properly able to lead this team. Prentiss I'm serious.
Derek: shit...
Y/n: nah bau dilf CANNOT go. Yall grow up and act like adults or I will start hitting people
Derek: ^ I'll stop flirting with everything that moves
Emily: damn tf am I supposed to do 🧐🧐
Emily: I guess I'll stop being a menace within the workplace but on this gc I'm doing as I please
Hotch: that's fine. Just no more phycial or verbal violence, absoultely no more inappropriate stuff around the bullpen and that includes sexual intercourse, and no more pranks that will effect anyone outside of this team.
JJ: damn....
Derek: JJ..💀
Emily: no sex in the bullpen? Didn't you kiss Derek 🧐😕
Hotch: WHAT DO THOSE TWO THINGS HAVE IN COMMON AT ALL
Derek: wish he'd do it again tbh🤤🤤
Hotch: You know what, maybe I want to be fired
Y/n: GUYS LEAVE HOTCH ALONE.
YOU ARE READING
BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
