Baddies of the BAU
Emily: your mom
Hotch: My mom what?
Emily: IDK STOP ASKING QUESTIONS LIL FRUITCUP.
Y/n: hello?😟😟
JJ: She's extra spicey this morning idk
Derek: good morning guys 🥳👺😈😈
Garcia: morning :D
Y/n: i should skip work lmao bc I'm cool 😎
Hotch: you will not, y/n.
Y/n: fine.
Derek: skip do it you won't no balls 😖🥱
Y/n: I'm still cool though 😌
Hotch: agreed 👍🏻
Y/n: Derek ily but SHUT UP. 🤨
Derek: damn shawtie😐😖😖😨
Emily: derek. ✂️
Derek: NO NO NO IM SHUTTING UP IM QUIET GOODBYE YOU SCARE ME😱😱🤒🤬
Reid: A lot is going on, why?
Rossi: Kiddo, no one knows, ever
Reid: Okay!
JJ: Emily's mad bc I lectured her about assault and battering people she doesn't like 😒
Emily: I DESERVE TO SPEAK MY TRUTH.
Hotch: not with your fists..
Emily: 🤨
Hotch: Nevermind I heard and saw nothing, I'm going to go do my work right now, I advise you all do the same👍🏻
Y/n: STOP SCARING BOSSMAN😭💀
Emily: it's called putting men in their place 💅🏻 💅🏻
Derek: submissive and breedable 🤤
JJ: ...what😨
Y/n: nah I know damn well I did not just read that at 7 in the morning 🤕
Emily: Did you just call me.. I'll fucking kill you.
Derek: Why would I flirt with you you're a lesbian🙄 I was talking about hotch 😱😏😩💫
Emily: I apologize for threatening your existence, maybe 💋
Hotch: I'm about to threaten his life if he doesn't stop calling me that.
Y/n: he'd like you to do that💀
Derek: tell me I've been a bad boy mr twink😩
Hotch removed 'Derek'
Hotch: shut the fuck up! 😃👍🏻
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
