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Emily:
Wake up lil fruitcake </3
JJ: HE NEVER SLEEPS LEAVE HIM ALONE GOD
Derek: NOT BEING SUS RN BUT LOOK AT HIS LIL ARMS DILF AF
Emily: That sounds sus :|
Y/n: derek seriously why are you crushing on bossman?😦😦
Derek: IM NOT ITS FUNNY OKAY GET HUMOR SUSSY BAKAS👍🏾😃
Rossi: Sussy bajas❤
JJ: ROSSI NEHDKDJJE
Garcia: Oh my god hi babies!! I hope your case went well!!!! <<3
Emily: It actually did thank you Penny!
JJ: Reid and y/n r cuddling rn should I take a photo
Emily: I already did😋
Derek: And IM the sus one??? 🧐😔😔
Emily: yes
JJ: yes
Garcia: yes
Rossi: yes
Hotch: Why can I not sleep in peace Prentiss
Emily: ??
Hotch: Okay i kinda looks dilf-ish in that photo I'll let it slide
Emily: LMAO THE PROGRESSION WE ARE PROUD OF YOU THE CONFIDENCE >>>
Derek: YOURE WELCOME???😜😜
Hotch: 🧍🏻♂️ for?
Garcia: BEJRJEKK :0
JJ: oh god Reid has nutella
Reid: ITS SO GOOD! 👾
Y/n: I dunno how he doesn't get stomach aches ngl
Derek: Threesome? Anyone? 🧐🧐
Derek: NO HOTCHNER I SAW THAT LOOK YOU JUST GAVE ME I TAKE IT BACK PLEAS EPLEASE DONT REMOVE ME I AM SO SORRY I TAKE IT BA K NO STOP DPNT
Hotch: lol
Derek: NO PELAJA
[Hotch removed "Derek"]
Emily: BAHAHAHAH ITS ALWAYS SO FUNNY PLEASE😭😭
Y/n: NOOO HES POUTING AND LOOKING AT THE TEXTS THROUGH MY PHONE I FEEL BAD IRJBE
Y/n: FUCK ALL OF YOU. -SEXY
Hotch: Did he just sign off as sexy 💀 wtf
JJ: I think him and Rossi are the only ones who've been removed
Emily: I think I was once but I didn't deserve it I'm the comedic relief cmon ❤❤
Y/n: ^ say it louder bestie
[- added "Derek"]
Hotch: garcia..
Garcia: Sorry Sir he told me to :/
Derek: I'm sorry 😔😔 that my ass is too fat 😔😔 I'll do better I swear I will😔😔
Emily: You know what you do have a phattie I'll give you that
Derek: 📸🧐 4K
Emily: I TAKE IT BACK FLATTIE FUCK YOU? NEVER COMPLIMENTING YOU EVER BIG HEAD MEAT HEAD JELLYBEAN FOREHEAD ASS WHERE R MY DICK CUTTING SCISSORS???✂️✂️✂️
Hotch: I'm sorry that's funny I shouldn't laugh..
Derek: HOTCH STOP LAUGHING YOU'RE FUELING HER OH MY GOD LEAVE EMEBEJJEBW ALO NO GO
Y/n: Emily why are you tickling him and why does he look like he's gonna piss himself 💀💀
Spencer: Tickling actually used to be used as a form of torture, and in high amounts can actually cause someone to go into cardiac arrest and ultimately die!
Hotch: ...
Hotch: Emily don't kill him please we need him
JJ: HOTCH PLEASE 💀💀 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GIVE 0 FUCKS
Y/n: ^ HE DOESNT
Derek: MY FUCKING SIDES HURT FUCK YOU 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
Emily: ❤❤
Rossi: I am so tired please
Hotch: ^ physically and mentally I need therapy
Derek: I'm a licensed therapist;)
Hotch: I WILL REMOVE YOU.
JJ: DEREK STOP 💀💀💀 YOURE THE CAUSE OF HIS MENTAL DISTRESS I JUST KNOW IT
Hotch: Derek has toe fetish vibes idk
Emily: ^^ THATS THE FUNNIEST MOST TRUEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SAID IM CRYING😭😭
Derek: EW I DO NOT FUCK YOU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: PANTY WEARER DEREK SUCKS TOES
Hotch: 🦶🏻
Derek: THIS IS ACTUALLY BULLYING I AM BEING BULLIED???😔😔😔
Reid: 👾👾 they're dancing :)
Y/n: could be us
Reid: It is! :)
Emily: ✂️✂️
Emily: oh shoot nvm wait
Emily: 🍑🍆
Derek: AYO WHAT THE FUCK????😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😦😦😦👿
Hotch: I'm going back to bed
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
