Baddies of the BAU
Derek: ..why's that lady screaming? 🤕
JJ: oh god... em..?
Garcia: I can hear her from my office...:0
Hotch: Prentiss..?
Emily: ITS THE PEPPER SPRAY LADY. SHE WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT DEREK AND SO I HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH MY HEEL AND SHES MAD IDC 💃🏻💃🏻🤞🏻
Y/n: AS YOU SHOULD ONLY WE'RE ALLOWED TO BULLY HIM. PURR
Derek: Thank you Emily omg?? 😱 You're a real one
Emily: YOU MAY BE ANNOYING BUT THATS WHY WE LOVE YOU, HER BITCHASS IS JELLY 🥊🥊 NEXT TIME SHES CATCHING HANDS
Hotch: this is sweet and all and I'm sure the gesture is appreciated however that is assault and battery... if you're gonna hit bad people do it away from cameras
Y/n: "do it away from cameras" SIR???
JJ: PLZ WHAT NOT HIM ENCOURAGING HER VIOLENCE
Hotch: I value my life thanks though 👍
Derek: NO BESTIE EM HAS NEVER HIT ANYONE WHO HASNT DESERVED IT 😤 😒 🤧
Emily: PERIOD ^
Rossi: you kiddos have such a love hate relationship!
Y/n: that's cause Emily is a real one and doesn't take shit from no one 💀 purrrr
Garcia: Why is she still yelling oh my
Emily: I told her I was gonna put a muzzle on her 🧍🏻♀️
Hotch: ..
Hotch: Sorry I shouldn't laugh one moment I'll handle this
Rossi: I'm making popcorn!
Y/n: ..bro😭😭 Rossi man..
Derek: Not hotchie boy taking control of the situation go bossman okayyyy🧐🧐
Derek: SHE JUST PEPPERSPRAYED HIM OH NY GID WHAT THE FUCK??
Hotch: hwbeke jeuJHgsbJ ?,÷& ow
JJ: Emily just punched her...
Emily: NAH CAUSE HOTCH WAS BEING NICE AND ASKED HER TO CALM DOWN SO THEY COULD TALK AND SHE PEPPER SPRAYED HIM THIS BITCH NEEDS TO BE FIRED 🙄🙄🧐 HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT
Garcia: silly bau things 🤪
Reid: I have no idea what's going on! 👾
Hotch: Ow
Emily: nah you should've one shotted her ass fr 😒 out of pocket
Derek: Yeah no she would've deserved it tf he wasn't even apart of it 🤣🤣
Hotch: I don't hit women it's not fair I'm fine
Rossi: pepper spray can cause damage to the eyes, rinse them off kiddo I think we have milk in the break room
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
