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Emily: why is it when I try having fun suddenly I'm "making bad life choices"????🧍🏻♀️
Hotch: what did you do this time?
Derek: maybe bc you make bad life choices idk tho🥶🥶🥶🥶
Emily: YOUR BALD HEAD IS A BAD LIFE CHOICE 🤬🔪
JJ: you cant throw firecrackers at children :/ it's illegal probably
Emily: why NOT
Y/n: yeah why not tf
Garcia: that's mean :(
Emily: idc🥺
Derek: LEAVE BABYGIRL ALONE.
Emily: hotch I need my scissors back
Hotch: no
Emily: HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT MEN IN THEIR PLACE??? 🤬🔪
Reid: Good morning guys! 👾
Derek: mornin pretty boy
JJ: gm spence
Reid: I ate too much nutella :(
Emily: oh I thought you were hungover lol 🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️
Derek: wish I was 🤑🤑
Hotch: Damn that stack of work isn't gonna do itself! ☺
Derek: FUCK YOU 🤬🤬🤬
Emily: 😭😭 hotch ur gonna make him cry
Derek: damn atleast my wife ain't dead af
Y/n: DEREK😭 OMG
Hotch: Okay.
Emily: I just kno hes gonna cry about that one
Derek: HEY DONT PUT MORE PAPERWORK ON MY DESK 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 BOSSMAN
JJ: LMAO HE GIVES 0 FUCKS ANYMORE ITS SO FUNNY
Emily: JJ loml ily
JJ: ily2😘
Hotch: Wife? Dead Son? in box hotel? trivago
Derek: AYO?😭 WHAT
Reid: ???
Garcia: hotch..? we broke him throughly omg he'd never..
Y/n: damn double homicide
JJ: bitch-
Y/n: OMG BESTIE AF 🥳🥳
Derek: 👨🏾🦲
Hotch: I DID NOT TYPE THAT. WHO.
Emily: lmao
Derek: EM WTF HES GONNA BE PISSED
Rossi: uh oh not good
Hotch: imagine faking your death lol
JJ: 💀🧍🏼♀️
Y/n: STOP PLEASE😭😭
Emily: damn got me there😔
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
