Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: Derek who invited you here??
Hotch: oh wait lol he can't reply
Rossi: I invited him. I felt bad Aaron
Emily: HOTCHNER, OUT OF POCKET😭
Y/n: STOP UR GONNA MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN PLZ 💀💀
Emily: Hes pouting in the corner rn 😋🖕🏻
[ - added 'Derek']
Hotch: garcia....
Garcia: SORRY SIR. HE GAVE ME PUPPY EYES WITH THOSE BIG BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES OF HIS I AM SO SORRY
JJ: pen😭
Derek: Well well well...👹👹👹
Derek: you can kick me the fuck out but you can't kick the fuck out of me🤤
JJ: Derek you're gonna get kicked again
Hotch: not even a minute and you're already causing problems
Emily: damn and I thought that I was the token problem child 🙄💅
Derek: FUCK YOU ITS MY TITLE NOW 😱😱😵
Emily: NO I WORKED HARD FOR THAT TITLE FUCKFACE YOU WHORE🖕🏻🖕🏻
Derek: HOW AM I A FUCJING WHORE????🤨🤨
Emily: YOU WANNA FUCK OUR BOSS😱
Derek: CAN YOU BLAME ME??? HONESTLY??? LOOK AT HIM RN SO DINE😋😋🤤
Hotch: oh trust me, there's enough room for both of you to have that title
Y/n: Please I can't 😭😭
Garcia: Derek typically that is something you don't announce to the whole world
JJ: ^ :/
Derek: Its a jokeeee👹👹😱
Hotch: No you've taken it so far that it definitely is NOT a joke
Y/n: ^ yeah no bossman has a point, you deffo have a crusho man
Derek: And if I do? 🤔🤔🤔
Hotch: Keep it to yourself! 😃👍
Emily: THE SMILEY FACE EJDHEISJH😭 MANNN
Rossi: Wait are Hotch and Derek together? Aaron why didn't you tell me?
Hotch: ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO.
Derek: why not👹👹👹
Hotch: Dating my subordinates is extremely unprofessional. You also harass me all the time??
Emily: SOREY THAT WASNT FUNNY BUT THE DARSTIC DIFFERNXE FROM "Its unprofessioanl" to "you harass me" ITS SO FUNNY IM SO SOREY IM DRUNK RN PLEAAW
JJ: honey how many glasses of wine did you have?
Emily: red
Derek: 💀💀💀
Rossi: She had atleast 4
Emily: 6 actually 💋😋
Y/n: em😭 please you're gonna drive jj up a wall
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
