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Hotch: This is why I do not go out with you guys oh my lord

Derek: IN EMILYS DEFENSE IT WAS WELL DESERVED 😛😵😵

Rossi: I still don't understand what even happened??

Y/n: Rossi, pay attention more king cmon 🤨🤨

Emily: I WAS KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND AND A GUY TOLD US TO DO IT AGAIN SO HE COULD TAKE A PHOTO AND THEN WINKED SO I THREW MY DRINK IN HIS FACE AND PUNCHED HIM 💢💢🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

Derek: AS SHE SHOULD ^^ FUCK 'EM UP SWEETHEART 🤣🤣

Reid: I've never been more scared of Emily I wasn't aware that she could punch so hard.

Y/n: when she has mad hands😍😍 okayyyyy

Emily: Literally loving the hype rn AH 🤪

Hotch: I am proud of you for sticking up for yourself, I just didn't want to have to pull you off soem random man is all

Derek: DADDY ENERGY FUCK 💦💦

Derek: Sorry I'm drunk

JJ: Youd say it even if you werent??

Emily: ^ what the wife said 🤨

Derek: damn 🤕🤕 caught me blue balled

Hotch: I'm removing you for that.

Derek: HOTCH IM SORRY PLEASE DONT ILL STOP OKAY I PROMISE ILL STOP

Emily: DEREK WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO DO IT YOU KMOW THERES GONNA BE A HUGE STACK OF PAPERWORK ON YOUR DESK TOMRROW LMAO 😭😭

Y/n: derek goes on a routine of flirting with Hotch for like two days straight, takes a break for a few days and then repeats

Rossi: Wait does Derek like Aaron?

Derek: NO WTF ITS A J O K E HE GETS MAD ITS FUNNY 😟😟

Emily: Isn't it proven that if you joke about something a lot your brain will start believing it's TRUE because you're laughing so your brain associates it with serotonin?? It happens with joking about kinks as well 😵😵 damn

Reid: ^ that's actually true!

Derek: FUCK OFF I DONT LIKE MEN ROMANTICALLY SO YOU'RE WRONG HA 🦸🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

Emily: Okay and you wear panties.

Derek: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING????🤔

Y/n: did he just admit to wearing.. LMAO RIP 💃💃💃

Derek: I DONT YOU ALL SUCK OH MY GOD???🤢🤢

Emily: red lacey ones def

JJ: oh I was thinking like a baby pink tbh

Derek: this is my villian arc.👹👹👺

Emily: Hotchner weren't you gonna remove him?? Whys he still here 🤔🤔

Derek: cracker

          

Y/n: PLEASE DEREK😭😭

Derek: WHY AM I GETTING BULLIED BY A BUNCH OF WHITE PEOPLE??? 🤨🤨🤨 WHAT HAPPENED TO BULLYING THE ITALIAN

Emily: Not bullying, just observations is all 😰🤕

Hotch: I was gonna remove him but I've decided giving him more paperwork will benefit me more so that's what I'm doing 🤷🏻‍♂️

Derek: I HATE IT HERE

Garcia: D you kind asked for it lmao

Hotch: ^^ THEN STOP FLIRTING WITH ME AND CALLING ME YOUR FATHER.

Derek: DADDY IS MEANT TO BE SEXUAL NOT PATERNAL.🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

Hotch: THAT IS WORSE???????

Emily: Derek you really thought saying that would make him be like "Oh yeah then its fine!" 💀

Y/n: I CANNOT RN IM TOO TIPSY

Derek: Sex  ☹💔

Emily: WHAT???😭😭

Hotch: I think what he meant to say I** sex..ually harass my boss and then pout when he gives me work as a result of my behavior

Derek: Is it bad behaviour Hotch??

Emily: Derek...

Hotch: Yes???

Derek: Oh so I've been a bad boy then? 🥴🥴🥴 fuck guess I got to get punished huh? 🍑👋🏻👋🏻

Emily: HES GONNA GIVE YOU EVERYONE PAPERWORK I STG 😃😄😃 WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Y/n: the emojis💀 derek you are foul stop it RN😃😭

Hotch: Imagine asking your boss to spank you, what the fuck?

Derek: I wasn't asking I was insisting actually 🤔🤔

JJ: Not any better dude 🧐

Emily: DOWN BAD DEREK. YOURE DOWN BAD.

Reid: I'm very confused right now what?

Y/n: Translation: Derek's a horndog.

Hotch: ^

Derek: Yall blaming me rn??

Emily: Yes🤔 yes we are

Y/n: DEREK STOP DIGGING YOUR GRAVE MY GOD

Emily: Hotch transfer him to another unit🙄🙄💅

Derek: NO OTHER UNITS DONT HAVE SEXY DILFS LIKE YOU HOTCH PLEASE 🤒🤒

Y/n: speechless

Y/n: yo hes kinda spitting facts tho?

Hotch: Y/n. Behave.

Y/n: BYE 💀💀 GOTTA GO

Emily: Y/n😭 domt encourage him omg

Derek: NO DO, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IVE SAID HAS ONLY BEEN STRAIGHT TRUTH. HOTCH IS A DILF AND YALL CLOWNING ON ME?? OKAYYY🤡

Hotch: You calling me a dilf is FAR from the issue PLEASE go to bed, all of you

Reid: Can I have nutella toast first?

Derek: Why are you asking him permission to eat 💀💀😭👋🏾

Y/n: #fathersonthings

Emily: no #heid??

Derek: FOUL. GO IN TIMEOUT.💀

Garcia: oh god

Hotch: What's that??

Reid: A Scottish word for head? I don't understand?

Hotch: ????

Emily: It's a shipname😭😭👋🏻

Hotch: That better not mean what I think it means

Derek: hotchxreid forbidden love 🥰🥰🥰

Hotch: Go to bed, all of you. I'm serious.

JJ: ^ plz I'm tired

Emily: 😭😭😭

Reid: I still don't understand

JJ: EMILY IS SAYING YOU AND HOTCH FUCK ON THE LOW GOD ALL OF YOU GO TO BED IM TIRED AND PHONE KEEPS GOINF DING DING DING IM GONNA COMMIT MASS HOMICIDE IF I DONT GET TO FUCKING SLEEP OG MY GOD FUCK OFF

Emily: Not yall pissing off my wife🙄🖕🏻 we really live in a society where blondes cant sleep huh?

Derek: WHAT😭😭 EMILY YOU WERE TALKING TO???

Reid: That isn't true why would you guys say that :[

Y/n: It's a joke lovely

Emily: never seen JJ so mad yall I think maybe we should call it in tbh

Derek: Who ??

Hotch: who what?

Derek: ASKED. 🤣🤣👹👹👹💩

Hotch: Point taken. :).

Y/n: You're definitely getting more paperwork 🙃🙃

Hotch: ^ :)

Derek: STOP WITH THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMILEY FACE????😔

Reid: Goodnight everyone! 👾

Rossi: Goodnight kiddos!

Hotch: gn

Derek: WHO DREW A DICK ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD WOTH SHARPIE?????

Emily: Goodnight everyone!!😚😚💘

Y/n: omg💀

Derek: PRENTISS WTF???☹☹😐

Emily: stop being bald and it wonr happen idk

JJ: HDH3IEHEJHEHEHEHEJIEJDJ HYyshevebduiejrJSVEJDODGEHSIBEHDKDUXHSJSIIJIIJHDBRBEHRJ

Derek: Not the cryptic scriptures lol okay gn sexies😝😝😝

Y/n: shes gonna kill you.

JJ: :) see you at work tomorrow!!!

Derek: Hotch I'm calling in sick.

Hotch: Go to bed.

Emily: LMAO HE DOES NOT CARE ONE SINGLE BIT💀💀

Garcia: :3

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