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Hotch: This is why I do not go out with you guys oh my lord
Derek: IN EMILYS DEFENSE IT WAS WELL DESERVED 😛😵😵
Rossi: I still don't understand what even happened??
Y/n: Rossi, pay attention more king cmon 🤨🤨
Emily: I WAS KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND AND A GUY TOLD US TO DO IT AGAIN SO HE COULD TAKE A PHOTO AND THEN WINKED SO I THREW MY DRINK IN HIS FACE AND PUNCHED HIM 💢💢🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
Derek: AS SHE SHOULD ^^ FUCK 'EM UP SWEETHEART 🤣🤣
Reid: I've never been more scared of Emily I wasn't aware that she could punch so hard.
Y/n: when she has mad hands😍😍 okayyyyy
Emily: Literally loving the hype rn AH 🤪
Hotch: I am proud of you for sticking up for yourself, I just didn't want to have to pull you off soem random man is all
Derek: DADDY ENERGY FUCK 💦💦
Derek: Sorry I'm drunk
JJ: Youd say it even if you werent??
Emily: ^ what the wife said 🤨
Derek: damn 🤕🤕 caught me blue balled
Hotch: I'm removing you for that.
Derek: HOTCH IM SORRY PLEASE DONT ILL STOP OKAY I PROMISE ILL STOP
Emily: DEREK WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO DO IT YOU KMOW THERES GONNA BE A HUGE STACK OF PAPERWORK ON YOUR DESK TOMRROW LMAO 😭😭
Y/n: derek goes on a routine of flirting with Hotch for like two days straight, takes a break for a few days and then repeats
Rossi: Wait does Derek like Aaron?
Derek: NO WTF ITS A J O K E HE GETS MAD ITS FUNNY 😟😟
Emily: Isn't it proven that if you joke about something a lot your brain will start believing it's TRUE because you're laughing so your brain associates it with serotonin?? It happens with joking about kinks as well 😵😵 damn
Reid: ^ that's actually true!
Derek: FUCK OFF I DONT LIKE MEN ROMANTICALLY SO YOU'RE WRONG HA 🦸🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
Emily: Okay and you wear panties.
Derek: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING????🤔
Y/n: did he just admit to wearing.. LMAO RIP 💃💃💃
Derek: I DONT YOU ALL SUCK OH MY GOD???🤢🤢
Emily: red lacey ones def
JJ: oh I was thinking like a baby pink tbh
Derek: this is my villian arc.👹👹👺
Emily: Hotchner weren't you gonna remove him?? Whys he still here 🤔🤔
Derek: cracker
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
