Derek: guys Candice will not leave me alone I have a stalker 😔
Y/n: nopenopenopenope
JJ: ?? I have a feeling I shouldn't ask
Garcia: oh god no
Hotch: Who's Candice?
Emily: OMG NO💀💀💀 HOTCH DELETE THAT
Hotch: No, I'm concerned. Are you alright Derek?
Derek: Yeah but CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH AH AHAHAHAH 😜🕺🏾🕺🏾
JJ: oh my god
Y/n: 💀💀💀💀 dead
Hotch: feels homophobic
Emily: DAMN BYE IM GONNA ACTUALLY GO DO MY WORK LMAOO
Derek: it's a joke Hotch-
Hotch: I was joking as well, emily says stuff is homophobic when shes inconvenienced as a joke.
Rossi: I'm homophobic
Rossi: NOT I AM NOT
Emily: ...pasta man if you don't-
Y/n: cancelled
Reid: 🥦
Derek: rossi you need to go into retirement again frfr🎶🎷
Hotch: ..Dave please you can't do that, straight man
Emily: STRAIGHT MAN LOL
Rossi: as Garcia would say: :(
Garcia: aw guys he made a typo dont bully him D:
JJ: straight men deserve it
Hotch: ^
Reid: I'm still confused on who Candice is
Derek: 💀💀 pretty boy
Rossi: remember what you guys said about how old people shouldn't use technology? yeah I agree now idk how that happened
Derek: LMAOO
JJ: Rossi plz💀
Emily:
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Hotch: Emily.
Rossi: I made apology lasagna?
Emily: forgiven omw
Reid: WHO IS CANDICE I AM CONFUSED?
Y/n: candice dick fit in yo mouth, derek already made the joke spence
Reid: 🧍🏻♂️ I am standing
Derek: WHAT???
Hotch: Spencer you concern us.
Reid: ME???????
Reid: ✍🏻✍🏻
Garcia: ..you guys broke him
Y/n: RIP THAT PUSSY AYY
Emily: STOP OMG LMAOO
Reid: I googled it, Derek that joke was not appropriate to make to our boss.
Hotch: ^
Derek: yeah but its funny LMAO🕺🏾🕺🏾
Y/n: 🤹♂️ jugglin
Rossi: wait you know how to juggle y/l/n?
Y/n: NO LOL
Rossi: I feel bullied goodnight
JJ: 😘😘
Emily: this lasagna fire ngl
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
