Baddies of the BAU
Derek: if anyone needs their pussy domestically abused hit my line 😤 😹🥊🥊🥰
JJ: it is 3 in the morning what the fuck.
Y/n: scared for my life rn Derek WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. 😐
Rossi: Derek that's nasty.
Derek: just throwing it out there sheesh 🤧 🔥
Hotch: Did I just fucking read that right now?
Y/n: dilfy droppin the f bomb okay 👀👀
Derek: WHY ARE YOU ALLOWED TO CALL HIM A DILF BUT WHEN I DO IT I GET YELLED AT
Y/n: I'm more sexy than you 😜
Hotch: .
Emily: HUUHHH😭😭
Hotch: I said NOTHING goodnight
Derek: UH 🤨🤨🤨 YOU SAID ENOUGH WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING OKAY YOU WHORE
JJ: did you just call hotch a whore when he's the only person you COULDN'T pull lmao
Y/n: men. 🙄
Emily: fr like what the fuck I hate men men deserve no rights at all no human right no voting rights no rights to exist I hope they disappear forever tbh 😤
Rossi: oh..
Hotch: you know what, yeah
Y/n: by men I mean Derek 🥰
Derek: OH FUCK OFF 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Y/n: you're just mad hotch refuses to acknowledge you because you harass him bighead 😭😭🤕
Garcia: it's so early why is everyone up rn??? :0
Emily: derek is causing problems bc he can't get bitches on his dick 😨
Derek: all I did is offer to consentually domestically abuse anyone's pussy if they hit my line that's it 😼😼😼
Hotch: Stop saying that, what is wrong with you?
Garcia: choco thunder... go to bed.. :O
Derek: Stop saying which part?
Hotch: ALL OF IT? Go get laid and let us all sleep 😴
Y/n: No actually fr please I'm exhausted
Derek: Okay coming over rn hotch
Emily: ^ THAT is why he hates you sm 💀
Y/n: leave bossman alone I hope he punches you one day 🙏🏻
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
