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Derek: Why is Landon bothering me??🙄🙄
Emily: no one cares😍🤚🏻 tbh
Reid: I am being told not to ask, so I will not.
Y/n: its for your own good
Derek: literally being bullied rn😕😕damn
Hotch: Wait whos Landon? Is everything alright?
Emily: Hotch💀
Hotch: ?? Huh
Rossi: is this gonna be another one of those walnut jokes or whatever they're called
Derek: trip, fall and landon deez nuts 😳😳🥳🥳🤩🤩
Emily: LMAOO💀💀 ITS SO PREDICTABLE I CANNOT
Hotch: My kindness is being taken advantage of? What kind of bs is this
Y/n: HOTCH PLEASE 😭😭 IM CRYING RN I CANT
Derek: ..why why why
Reid: ???
Emily: Derek why are you having a hissy fit and why do I not care ya know? 😍
Hotch: BAU Mr. Clean has a mental breakdown at work (The Sequel)
Derek: STOP CALLING ME MR CLEAN???🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: THEN STOP LOOKING LIKE HIM?
Rossi: Actual children :/
Reid: Yeah.^
Y/n: I wanna say we expect more out of Hotch, but honestly, he's funnier this way
Emily: I'm hungover rn my funny bone doesn't kick in till always 1pm I should be asleep rn 😴
Hotch: Who
Emily: not him turning into an owl okayyy💅 purrrrr bestie
Garcia: whooooo whoo 🦉
Hotch: Asked
Derek: NO? HE DID NOT😭😭😭 HOTCH????
Garcia: oh :(
Y/n: 🐓 okay then..
Emily: DEREK THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU STARTED THAT AND HE PICKED IT UP
Derek: OKAY HE KNOWS BETTER??
Emily: SO DO YOU?? NOW HES GONNA START SAYING THAT🤚🏻😕😕
Hotch: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE A CHILD? I AM YOUR BOSS
Y/n: hm funny
Emily: Then act like it??
Hotch: You're fired
Derek: HOTCH LOL 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😄
Emily: IM NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN FUCK YOU 🙈🙈🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Hotch: lol
Y/n: PLZ IS HE OKAY??
Derek: Idk if he's okay but ik damn well he's fine... fine asf🤤
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
