Baddies of the BAU
Emily: guys remember when hotch and Derek kissed😭😭
Hotch: Be quiet.
Derek: Tryna get a smooch smooch??? 😘
Y/n: Derek is lucky af let's be real here
Emily: 🤨🤨 y/n what now
Y/n: bau dilf=hot
Derek: IM SO GLAD WE CAN AGREE ON THIS
Derek: Hotch puts the hot in Hotch 🤤
Reid: Wait, congrats Y/n!
Y/n: HUH🧐🧐 WYM PRETTY BOY
Reid: Oh! Are you and Hotch not together?
Derek: WAIT???? YOU COPPED THE DILF??????
EMILY: HUH
Y/n: NO LMAO I JUST LIKE FLIRTING 😋😋
Reid: My apologizes! 👾
Y/n: It's okay honey
Derek: bossman I am begging for a threesome rn
JJ: listen to yourself.... listen to how you speak...
Hotch: ^, Derek you scare me
Y/n: Are you not disagreeing?🤨
Y/n: I AM SO SORRY I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND DEREK TOO MUCH GOODBYE.
Emily: Y/N PLEASE
Reid: Who took my Nutella.
Rossi: Derek probably
Derek: NO.
Derek: like actually I didn't I'm not in the bullpen rn </3 taking my lunch break rn
Hotch: it's 9am.
Derek: Okay? 🧐🤬
Hotch: Who has lunch at 9am
Derek: me, die.
Y/n: omg yes I like how you think Derek get hotch mad he's hot when he's mad
Emily: y/n you need to stop hanging out with Derek he's corrupted you💔😓😓
Hotch: wait....let them speak....
Derek: HOTCH LMAO??🤨🤨💥
Rossi: Why is there Nutella in the popcorn machine?
Reid: ..oh
Reid: Nevermind I know where my Nutella is!
Emily: dementia runs tight in the family I see 👀 😳
JJ: EM NO 💀💀
Derek: PRENTISS LMAO THAT WAS FOUL OH MY GOD 😈😈
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
