Baddies of the BAU
Garcia: good morning loves!
Hotch: Good morning Penelope
Derek: morning bbgurl🤤
Emily: .. see now this is why-😕😕
Y/n: good morning everyone
Hotch: Good morning Y/n :)
Derek: HUH 😨
Emily: that smiley face sus
Reid: Oh.
Y/n: now hold on bc... someone must've put smth in the water because... why hotch kinda fine ya feel😋😋
Derek: ^^ rt on that one bestie
Hotch: something in the water?
Y/n: dilf vibes ngl yeah
Emily: PLEASE???? Y/N WHAT 😭😭
JJ: am I seeing this right or...? I'm confused
Derek: threesome?🥺💖
Rossi: Derek... kiddo...
Hotch: nothing unprofessional is going on, please refrain from starting rumors like that please
Derek: please refrain from deez nuts going into yo mouth 👄 🤣 😂
Y/n: derek..😰 shut up wtf lmao
Reid: Didn't you break up with me because of the fact we work together 😕
Derek: your Nutella addiction drove them away pretty boy 🥸🥸
Emily: LMAO WHAT????
JJ: leave Spencer alone.
Hotch: Yeah^. Nothing unprofessional is going on as I just stated. Reid, ignore Derek he's a prick
Derek: damn I was tryna lighten the mood 😕 fucking white people smh okay👎🏻
Y/n: LMAOO DEREK 😭😭
Reid: Why are you and Hotch flirting?
Emily: they're not Spence
Y/n: wouldn't you like to know weather boy 🤗🤗
Derek: Y/N💀💀💀💀
Derek: hot people deserve to flirt with other hot people it's the rules 😋😱🤤🤤
Hotch: ^
Emily: DEATH PENALTY. EXECUTION.
Y/n: HOTCH PLEASE LMAO
Derek: I am once again begging for a threesome😨
Garcia: Guys we have a case :(
JJ: can't people get murdered some other day I'm so tired 🤕🤕
Emily: fr mommy ^^ say it louder
Hotch: ..Pardon?
Derek: #hotchhasamommykink
Emily: NAH THATS FOUL I HOPE HE FIRES YOU
Y/n: No wait let him speak..
Derek: he can call me mommy any day anywhere hit my line hotchy😹😹🥰
Derek: EXACTLY BESTIE Y/N. EXACTLY.
Hotch: What is wrong with you Derek? Like actually? I'm genuinely concerned.
Rossi: Derek kiddo, I think you need to step away from the phone for a bit
Emily: Y/N LMAO WHAT??? 🤨🤨
Y/n: ..
Y/n: freedom of speech.. or whatever...
Hotch: huh, the more you know
Y/n: I'm gonna jump off a cliff now ⛰ 😎
Derek: OH MY GOD 🤑🤑 OKAY PLAYA I SEE YOU SO I WAS RIGHT?
Hotch: So about that case, people are dying, we're gonna brief on the jet
JJ: "people are dying" well now..who woulda thought...
Emily: JJ LMAO 💀😭
Reid: I just bought a new book!
Garcia: that's great honey!! Is it good so far?
Derek: ^ yeah fr is it good?
Reid: Yeah! It is very interesting, and it has lots of plot twists!
Hotch: That's good, Reid
Y/n: like deez nuts
Y/n: ...
Y/n: PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE ME I REPENT I REPENT 😓😓🤧
Emily: BESTIE LMAO ILY PLEASE
Reid: Derek is a bad influence.
Derek: I mean yeah nothing new 👨🏾🦯😹😹🤬
Garcia: a good bad influence;)
Garcia: sorry I'll see myself out now
Emily: PENNY LMAO💃🏻💃🏻 GO OFF BAE
Hotch: Morgan what would you do if I put in mandated therapy for you lmao
Derek: One, you should mandate yourself into some therapy Mr daddy issues🤨🤨
Derek: Two, jokes on you, I'm already IN therapy 😝🥳😱😱
Derek: what would you do if I put deez nuts in yo mouth 🤤🤤
Emily: so it's clearly just not working then, might need a new therapist tbh 🤔
Hotch: I was in therapy in the past I got cleared from it unlike someone....
Y/n: derek and hotch roasting eachother era so hot rn to be honest let's all be real
Rossi: all you kiddos are something else
Emily: calling us kiddos>peeing on ppl
Derek: looks at us as his children more than his actual child😭😭 kinda sweet I love being the center of attention ❤ 😍 🥸
Rossi: I got six kiddos plus my actual kiddo ❤
Emily: nah bc he makes it hard to bully him when he says stuff like that 😔
JJ: No actually that's really sweet might cry
Y/n: ayo this serial killer wildin.....
Derek: FR WHY CHOP PEOPLE UP?? NASTY ASS FOUL CREATURE MFER HEADASS HOPE HE CHOKES 😡
Emily: scary ass motherfucker 💀 ill beat his ass for killing people
Hotch: Guys, no talking while we brief off the phones please
Y/n: Sorry sir
Hotch: It's alright, Y/n
Derek: again I am politely asking... there is a bathroom right there....
Emily: NAH SHUT UP DEREK💀😭 WHAT
Rossi: I brought cookies 🍪
JJ: our savior 🙌🏻
Reid: Oo!
Derek: I wish I could jump out of the jet while it's flying and be built different and be able to fly ya know
Hotch: ...
Hotch: psych eval time ! ☺👍🏻
Emily: 😭😭
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
