A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Harry Potter: hey, I'm starting to get a feeling you don't like me very much...
Y/n Diggory: yeah
Harry Potter: uh- why?
Y/n Diggory:
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Harry Potter: is this still bc of the Barry B. Benson thing?
Y/n Diggory: no. I've gotten over that Y/n Diggory: I just don't like you in general
Harry Potter: uhm- ok? Harry Potter: but, why?
Y/n Diggory: You're just kind of... ✨bland✨ ig Y/n Diggory: idk Y/n Diggory: can't you go bother you're fan club?
Harry Potter: my what?
Y/n Diggory: it physically pains me to text you. Y/n Diggory: goodbye 😌
Harry Potter: what do you mean, bland? Harry Potter: you're a very confusing person, you know that? Harry Potter: I'm going to ask Ron what bland means Harry Potter: not that I don't know what it means Harry Potter: I just don't know what it means in this context Read
Harry, Hermione and Ron gc
Harry Potter: y/n just said she didn't like me bc I was, and I quote "✨ bland ✨" Harry Potter: what does that mean?
Hermione Granger: she thinks you're boring.
Harry Potter: wait- why would she think that?
Hermione Granger: well maybe the way you text is boring 🤷♀️
Ron Weasley: makes sense
Harry Potter: why? Harry Potter: why does it make sense? Harry Potter: guys I need help Harry Potter: she literally just straight out said she didn't like me
Hermione Granger: just be more exciting
Ron Weasley: BAHAHAHAHA finally someone who isn't obsessed with you! Ron Weasley: sorry. Ron Weasley: it's just refreshing
Harry Potter: it's fine Ron, I just need some help
Hermione Granger: just be more funny
Harry Potter: how do I do that?! Harry Potter: hold on, the gc is texting
Cedric Diggory changed the gc name to "amazing people + y/n"
Y/n Diggory:
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Cedric Diggory: <3
Y/n Diggory: 🖕😌🖕
Fred Weasley: oop- sibling fight
George Weasley: 🍿🤏😯
Ron Weasley: can I have some popcorn?
George Weasley: no 🥰
Harry Potter: Uhm hey👋
Y/n Diggory:... Y/n Diggory:
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Harry Potter: WTF DOES DRY MEAN? Harry Potter: sorry for all caps
Fred Weasley: whoa calm down ✋😟🤚
Y/n Diggory changed the gc name to "Barry B. Benson fan club<3"
Y/n Diggory: much better😌
Harry Potter: why are you so obsessed with a bee?
Y/n Diggory: better than having an obsession with a blind orphan 👀
Harry Potter: I'm not blind😐
Y/n Diggory: ok, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry Potter: I can't see how many fingers your holding up🧍♂️
Y/n Diggory: exactly
Fred Weasley: ✋😳 HOLD ON Fred Weasley: George, do you know what I'm thinking?
