A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
"Just go up to her and be like, 'hey, I like you, you like me, we should date'" Ron suggested in a deep, mocking tone.
"Didn't Sirius give you some advice?" Hermione asked, leaning against the window of their train compartment.
"He told me to go up to her and say, and I quote, 'you, me, next Hogsmeade trip. I'll pick you up at your common room' I'm not saying that! I'll sound like an arrogant prick!"
"Ok fine, practice on me" Ron suggested.
Harry looked at him skeptically for a second, but then realize this was his best shot.
He heaved a sigh, "alright, why not"
"Ok so I'll be Y/n" Ron nodded and pretended to brush his imaginary hair with his hand.
Hermione scoffed and looked down at her book.
"Uhm... so I just- walk up to her" Harry said.
"With confidence" Ron added.
"Ok I walk up- with confidence- and say..."
"Here- I'll be you, you be Y/n" Ron moved his shoulders as if he were walking.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Harry chuckled.
"Walking, duh" Ron rolled his eyes.
Harry just shook his head and then said, "hello orphan"
"Haha that's so her lol. OK- so whatssss uppppp?"
"My urge to get as far away from you as possible"
"Oh come on, she's not that bad anymore" Ron argued.
"Whatever, just keep going"
"So, I was just wondering, how would you like to go on a date with me?"
"Hmmmm, no."
"Harry!"
"What?!"
"No! You're doing this wrong. Here you be you again"
"Hey Y/n, do you want to go out with me?" Harry sighed.
"Oh yes of course Harry! I love you so so much!"
"Shut up!" Harry laughed.
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