All My Hoes
Barrold Pottery: guys,
are you going to this
name picky thing for
the tournament?
Food Boi Wazlib: where
they pick the champions?
Granger Danger: picking
champions for a tournament
that might lead to their death? 🤔
Y/n Diggory: The Reaping🤔
Granger Danger: ily.
Y/n Diggory: ily2.
Barrold Pottery: So are you
guys going?
Y/n Diggory: ig
WIFE💍😫😏🛐: isn't it
mandatory or sumn
Y/n Diggory: probably
Y/n Diggory: But I don't
give a shit abt what
dumblefuck wants
Thing 1: so who do you
guys think is gonna be chosen?
Thing 2: we WOULD'VE
been in the running
Thing 1: but it didn't work.
Y/n Diggory: I bet Krusty
gets chosen
Granger Danger: do you
mean Krum**?
Y/n Diggory: yeah the famous dude
Y/n Diggory: cause it's prolly rigged😜
Granger Danger: probably
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
I hope I get chosen
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Y'know, finally get some
Puff appreciation
Y/n Diggory: tf?
Y/n Diggory: I'm all for house
equality and I love Hufflepuff's
(except for my brother) but when
you call yourselves "Puffs" ...
Y/n Diggory: like- are you a
fucking magic dragon or what?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
why do you have to ruin
everything like that😐
Y/n Diggory: cause I like to
watch you suffer
Y/n Diggory: but, since I'm
not a complete asshole....
Y/n Diggory: good luck on getting
Chosen for the tournament
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
th-that's the nicest thing you've
ever said to me 🥺
Y/n Diggory: stop.
Y/n Diggory: I can see you
getting all emotional at
the Hufflepuff table.
Y/n Diggory: and don't ever
use that fucking emoji
ever again
Granger Danger: awww
look he's actually crying
Y/n Diggory: stay in your
lane Granger✋
Food Boi Wazlib: what does
she mean?
Granger Danger: oh look it's starting!
Read
30 minutes later
Y/n Diggory: well...what the fuck?
Food Boi Wazlib: YEAH
THATS WHAT IM SAYING!
Food Boi Wazlib: HOW THE
FUCK DID LITTLE SCRAWNY
SCARHEAD BOY GET HIS NAME
IN THE GOBLET
Food Boi Wazlib: AND WHY
WASN'T I TOLD?!
Food Boi Wazlib: AND WHY
DOES THAT MOTHERFUCKER
HAVE TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT
EVERY FUCKING YEAR?!?!?
Y/n Diggory: wow, ok.
Y/n Diggory: go off Ron ig
Food Boi Wazlib: IM JUST SO
URGGGHHHHHHHH
Food Boi Wazlib: FUCK HIM
Food Boi Wazlib: FUCK HIS GLASSES
Food Boi Wazlib: AND FUCK HIS STUPID
LITTLE SCAR
Thing 1: I am slightly concerned...
Thing 2: same...
WIFE💍😫😏🛐: well uh...
Congrats to your brother Y/n
WIFE💍😩😏🛐: he must be pretty
Excited
Y/n Diggory: uh yeah... probably...
Y/n Diggory: I'm gonna go
to sleep now bc I'm exhausted
but if Ron starts to rant
again call me
WIFE💍😩😏🛐: ok gn Y/n<3
Y/n Diggory: gn Ginerva<3
Thing 1: gn Y/n
Thing 2: gn
Y/n Diggory: gn guys
Y/n Diggory: ronniekins,
aren't you going to wish
me a goodnight😌
Food Boi Wazlib: FUCK OFF
Y/n Diggory: guess not
Y/n Diggory: ok gn everyone
Hermit Granger
Harry Potter: Hermione
I need help
Hermit: what
Harry Potter: Ron's mad at me
Harry Potter: wait- are you mad
at me too?
Harry Potter: cause I swear I didn't
put my name in that cup
Harry Potter: I just wanted
a fucking normal year
Harry Potter: but nOoooOoOOO
Harry Potter: some fucked
up shit has to happen
Hermit: Harry, I believe you
Harry Potter: oh
Hermit: yeah
Harry Potter: well why
does Ron have to be suck a prick
Harry Potter: he's my best
friend he should believe me
Hermit: I think Ron feels a
little overshadowed by you
Hermit: I mean- he has all
those brothers to live up to
and now his best friend getting
the spotlight every year...
Hermit: he might just be jealous
Harry Potter: ok yeah- but-
I didn't want this
Harry Potter: I don't want
the spotlight
Harry Potter: and now...
my best friend's mad at me🥲
Harry Potter: I'm not crying, you are
Hermit: Harry...
Harry Potter: alright, gn then Hermit
Hermit: Harry you should talk to him
Hermit: and stop calling me 'Hermit'
Hermit: and also, you might not
wanna check the GC
Harry Potter: why?
Hermit: just- don't. For your
own good
Read
Harry Potter: oh.
Hermit: Harry don't listen to him
Harry Potter: no it's fine. Really
Harry Potter: and Y/n agrees with him
Harry Potter: ha ha great 🥲
Hermit: she never said that
she agrees with him
Harry Potter: but it's obvious
she does- she already hates me
and now that I stole her brother's
spotlight
Harry Potter: now she'll never
like me back
Hermit: i don't really think
she cares about her brother
very much though...
Harry Potter: no it's alright
Harry Potter: I'm going to go to bed now
Harry Potter: gn Hermione
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
