The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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Houdini<3

Y/n Diggory: wassup
momma😘😉😏

Houdini<3: what?

Y/n Diggory: wyd tonight
bby girl😚🥵

Houdini<3: ur mom lol

Y/n Diggory: 😮
Y/n Diggory: THAT WAS
GOOD NGL
Y/n Diggory: anyways-
Y/n Diggory: wanna meet
up shordy🤫🫣

Houdini<3: I'm literally sitting
across the room from you

Y/n Diggory: fr?
Y/n Diggory: bc I think I'd know
if I was in the presence of a
bootylicious babe like
yourself😍😮‍💨

Houdini<3: did you just
call me "bootylicious"😨

Y/n Diggory: you know it😘🤤

Houdini<3: AYO WHO IS YOU
AND WHY IS YOU TEXTING
MY MAN??

Y/n Diggory: oh shit I've
been caught

IRL

Ron handed Harry his phone back and looked across the room at Y/n, who was pretending to help Ginny play chess against Hermione.

"You guys are weird" Ron said.

"We're- ok yeah that's fair" Harry nodded.

"THE BEST GINGERS ARE HEREEEEE" two voices shouted from the door.

Y/n rolled her eyes groaned. Ron and Ginny both looked up in offence.

"Helloooooooo?" Fred looked into the room.

A chorus of greetings rang out from the room.

"So you all are coming to the shop this week, yeah?" George asked, joining his twin.

"Sorry lads, I won't be here" Y/n replied.

"But Y/n, you still have to go to diagon alley to get your school stuff" Fred frowned, sitting beside her on the floor.

She shrugged.

"Have you not forgiven us yet?" George asked while leaning in the doorframe.

She looked up, "you know what? No, I haven't. You traumatized me. I am scared to open my trunk now because of you two"

"We're sorryyyyy" Fred whined.

"Hug it out" Ginny spoke, "that's what mum made us do when we fought as kids"

Y/n looked at the twins. Fred opened his arms with a hopeful smile.

"Fine." She gave Fred the first hug, as he was seated beside her. Once they let go she approached George.

He held out his arms, a smug look on his face. Y/n wanted to slap him. But instead, hugged him back.

"I may forgive you now, but one more raccoon shows up in my dorm and you'll be done for" she murmured to him.