Harry, Hermione and Ron's gc
Harry: welp, another day, another transfiguration class
Ron: oh don't pretend you aren't
completely excited to sit next
to Y/n again
Harry:...
Harry: why are you always
exposing me Ron😐
Hermione: Boys, you're going
to be late for class
Hermione: and who knows? Mcgonagall
might assign Y/n a new desk partner...
Ron: I bet Harry just started sprinting
Hermione: yes, he just came into class
completely out of breath and he cracked
his phone
Ron: lol
Hermione: GET YOUR ARSE TO CLASS!
IRL
"What did you do to your phone?" Y/n stared at Harry's, newly cracked, phone screen.
"I uh- dropped it"
"Good job" she sarcastically remarked and looked back down to her book.
"Do you know what we're doing yet?" Harry asked as he began taking his own things out of his bag.
"Nope." Y/n replied, popping the 'p'.
Just then, Ron Weasley stumbled into the classroom.
"I'm here! I'm here! And my phone screen is not cracked!" He announced.
"So you cracked your phone screen because you were late to class?" Y/n whispered to him as Mcgonagall began scolding Ron.
"Well, technically, yes."
"Here, give it to me, I can fix it" Y/n said and held out her hand.
Harry handed her his phone and she muttered a spell that fixed it completely.
She handed it back with a triumphant grin, but not before she saw his lock screen.
"Oh, nice background" she grinned.
"Wha- oh."
"It's really lovely, that is"
"I know you're bullying me inside your head right now"
"Not just in my head."
"Look I didn't know what else to put"
A/n - you can't convince me otherwise
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"You could've put a picture of you, your friends, hell you could've even put me"
"Why you?"
"Cause I'm awesome" Y/n scoffed.
"Ok then what's your background?" Harry challenged.
Y/n held up her phone so he could see.
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"What the fuck is that?!" Harry laughed.
"Oh shit, Ced changed it to that... hold on..." she scrolled for a moment, "here, this is my normal background"
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"Is that Hagrid?" Harry sighed.
"Oh I uh- guess it is haha silly me... but here this is actually my real background"
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Harry lightly shoved her shoulder while he laughed.
By then, Mcgonagall had finished scolding Ron and was beginning her lesson.
About halfway though the lesson, Harry began cracking his knuckles.
Y/n slowly turned to glare at him.
"What are you doing" she hissed once he looked at her.
"Nothing" he said quickly and brought his hands under the desk.
Y/n shuddered and turned back to the front.
A few minutes later Harry began cracking his knuckles again. But now, under the table.
Y/n did the first thing that came to mind and placed her own hand on top of his to stop him.
Harry swore he went into cardiac arrest.
He stared at her in shock as a hot blush rushed to his cheeks, while Y/n continued to look at the front, unfazed.
It was one of the best Transfiguration classes Harry had been to in awhile.
A/n- YES HARRY IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD ADORABLE TURD
AND I LOVE HIM SM
AND IF YOURE READING THIS YOU OBVIOUSLY DO TOO
except for you Zhara
ALSO I ADDED THE KNUCKLE CRACKING THING BC I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT!!
IDK IT JUST WEIRDS ME OUT
yes, I'm looking at you Zhara
OK ILY ALL BYEEEE
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
