A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
A/n- ok so guys... this chapter is inspired by my new found love for skating🤩 If you can't skate... I apologize OK GO READ BYE (Also Zhara this is me warning you. No bullying will be tolerated😜)
Professor Pottah
Y/n Diggory: 'ARRY POTTAHHHH
Professor Pottah: WOT?!
Y/n Diggory: today I'm taking you skating
Professor Pottah: are you asking or telling?
Y/n Diggory: telling.
Professor Pottah: I can't skate
Y/n Diggory: I'll teach you
Professor Pottah: I don't own skates
Y/n Diggory: dw abt that
Professor Pottah: ...ok when?
Y/n Diggory: after lunch :)
Professor Pottah: ok
Y/n Diggory: alr meet me outside the great hall
Professor Pottah: okokok see you then
Y/n Diggory: OK BYE
Professor Pottah: BYE
The dog father
Professor Pottah: Sirius, I think I was just asked out on a date
The dog father: REALLY??
Professor Pottah: yah
The dog father: OMGOMGOMG
Professor Pottah: but she asked me to go skating Professor Pottah: and I can't skate...
The dog father:
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Professor Pottah: I never learned Professor Pottah: you think the Dursley's were like, "alrighty, let's take our nephew that we despise to the ice rink to go skating 😀 how fun! it'll be just dandy😀"
The dog father: but what if she makes fun of you?
Professor Pottah: oh damn😨 Professor Pottah: I didn't even think of that Professor Pottah: it's fine I'll just cancel
