Houdini<3Houdini<3: why do you
keep tagging me in videos
of CGI rats dancing?Y/n Diggory: it's my
lobe languageHoudini<3: am I ever gonna
live that down?😐Y/n Diggory: nope🥰
Y/n Diggory: but anyways-
we are so cool broHoudini<3: "bro"🥲🫥
Y/n Diggory: we're old ppl
now which meanssss we get
to go to super cool parties😎
Y/n Diggory: we're VIP
peoples🥱
Y/n Diggory: well- not you,
you're kind of irrelevant👀Houdini<3: ik so sad😔
Y/n Diggory: yup😞
Y/n Diggory: but there's a party
on Halloween
Y/n Diggory: AND ITS A
COSTUME PARTY!!Houdini<3: Halloween...👀
Message not sentHoudini<3: A COSTUME
PARTY?!Y/n Diggory: A COSTUME
PARTYYYY!!
Y/n Diggory: soooooo you
wanna dress upppp😏Houdini<3: um YESSSS
Houdini<3: and I already
know exactly what I wanna
dress up as😋Y/n Diggory: what?
Houdini<3: Elsa
Y/n Diggory: LMAO
Y/n Diggory: no seriously,
what?Houdini<3: Elsa.
Y/n Diggory: fr?
Houdini<3: Elsa.
Y/n Diggory: okok
Y/n Diggory: oh.
Y/n Diggory: em.
Y/n Diggory: gee.
Y/n Diggory: ik what I'm
gonna dress up as😏Houdini<3: whattttt?
Y/n Diggory: drum
roll pleaseHoudini<3: *drum roll*?
Y/n Diggory: yes, lovely drum
roll
Y/n Diggory: but I'm going
as...
Y/n Diggory:
Houdini<3: ..?Y/n Diggory: omfg you're
so slow sometimes
Y/n Diggory: I'm dressing
up as you, idiotHoudini<3: 😮
Houdini<3: whattttttY/n Diggory: yup👍
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...