Harry's not-yet gfHarry's not-yet gf: *1 video attatched*
Ron: BAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Ron: HE LOOKS SO GOOFY
LMAOOAOAOHarry's not-yet gf: HE FELL
LIKE SEVEN TIMESRon: IS THERE VIDEO
PROOF??Harry's not-yet gf: *2 videos attatched*
Ron: PLSSS BADBLSKANDH
Harry's not-yet gf: AND HE
HAD THE AUDACITY TO
MAKE FUN OF ME FOR
FALLING ONCEGodfather of Harry
Y/n Diggory: *1 video attatched*
Godfather of Harry: OMG PURR
GO HARRY🤞😍😜🤩🥺Y/n Diggory: SLAYYYY🤩😛🤑😻
The dog father
Harry: I have a gf
The dog father: WHAT
Harry: I ASKED Y/N AND SHE
SAID YES SO I NOW HAVE A GFThe dog father: WHEN DID
YOU ASK?!?Harry: AFTER THE DATE
Harry: WE WATCHED FROZEN 2
IN THE ROR AND I ASKED AND
SHE SAID YESSSSThe dog father: OOH YAY
FOR YOUHarry: IK AHHHHHH
Harry: #taken🔒😉😻🤫Ed Shee-RON
Harry: you should change Y/n's
name in your phoneEd Shee-RON: why?
Ed Shee-RON: nooooo
Ed Shee-RON: NOOOO
Ed Shee-RON: DID YOU
FUCKING MESS IT UP
Ed Shee-RON: IDIOT!!!Harry: no
Harry: actually the opposite
Harry: I have a gfEd Shee-RON: 😨
Ed Shee-RON: are you
being for reals?
Ed Shee-RON: don't even
fucking play with me rn
Ed Shee-RON: REALLY?!Harry: YEAH
Ed Shee-RON: HOLY SHIT
Ed Shee- RON: THAT IS CA-RAZYHarry: I KNOW
Harry: I ASKED AND SHE
SAID YES AND I WAS LIKE-
HUHHHHHH??Ed Shee-RON: I'm gonna
text her.Harry: don't you dare.
Harry's not-yet gf
Ron: omg you're dating
Harry Potter😱Harry's not-yet gf: Que?
Ron: he said you're
his gf nowHarry's not-yet gf: yeah lolz😛
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...