Y/n is the bestest😍
G-dawg😫: man.
Y/n Diggory: what.
G-dawg😫: I feel so left out😔
G-dawg😫: I don't even
understand what's going on
in this gc
F-U🤩: Same😢
Y/n Diggory: that's bc you
don't go here anymore.
Y/n Diggory: but here's a
quick recap🤩
Y/n Diggory: we were on the
train and monsieur Pottyhead
went missing
Y/n Diggory: and everyone was
like- "omg where is this dude?😱"
Y/n Diggory: and we were texting
and yh you saw all that
Y/n Diggory: and all of a sudden
he shows up WITH A BLOODY
NOSE?!?!🤨
Y/n Diggory: and apparently
he got his nose broken lolzies
F-U🤩: how??
Y/n Diggory: 🌝
Y/n Diggory: dw abt it
Y/n Diggory: also, I checked
on the raccoon repellent I bought
from u guys, and there's no
ingredients on the bottle
Y/n Diggory: so I was
wondering what they are
G-dawg😫: ...
G-dawg😫: so as you know we
researched what smells sends
raccoons away...
G-dawg😫: and apparently
raccoons are put off by the
smell of um... urine
G-dawg😫: and not just
human urine, but animal
urine too ...😁
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F-U🤩: Y/n??
Zhar Zhar binks: she's staring
at her phone in shock
Zhar Zhar binks: *1 image attached*
G-dawg😫: Y/n... are you ok?
Y/n Diggory: ARE YOU
TELLING ME IVE BEEN
SPRAYING PISS
EVERYWHERE?!?!?!?
G-dawg😫: and bleach!
Y/n Diggory: WTFFFFF
Y/n Diggory: I SPRAYED IT
AROUND MY HOUSE!!!
Y/n Diggory: AND MY ROOM!!!
Zhar Zhar binks: your room
at home... or here...
Y/n Diggory: BOTH!!!
Zhar Zhar binks: WHAT?!
Zhar Zhar binks: THERES
URINE ALL OVER OUR ROOM????
G-dawg😫: and bleach☝️
Y/n Diggory: I CANT
BELIEVE THIS
Zhar Zhar binks: ME NEITHER
Y/n Diggory: I KNEW IT
Y/n Diggory: YOU FUCK-FACES
ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED
Y/n Diggory: I HATE YOU BOTH
Y/n Diggory: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
F-U🤩: WE'RE SORRY
Y/n Diggory: no.
Y/n Diggory: I don't accept
your fucking apology
Y/n Diggory: this is my last
damn straw
G-dawg😫: but we're
sorry Y/n 🥺
Y/n Diggory: nvm THATS
my last straw
F-U🤩: but it doesn't
smell like piss 😃👍
Y/n Diggory: can't text rn, too
busy scorgifying my whole room
Zhar Zhar binks: helping🙋♀️
Zhar Zhar binks: ew why is
the emoji smiling like that
G-dawg😫: we're so sorryyyyy
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The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
