Houdini<3
Y/n Diggory: wow
Y/n Diggory: this is crazy
Houdini<3: what is crazy?
Y/n Diggory: the fact that I never
knew I was dating a teacher's pet
Houdini<3: 😐
Houdini<3: no I'm not
Y/n Diggory: sureee👀
Houdini<3: I think you're
just jealous that I got a special
invitation to be in the Slug
club from Slughorn himself🥱
Y/n Diggory: yes, I'm just
so so upset that I wasn't
asked to be in the special
wittle sluggy club🥺☹️😣
Y/n Diggory: I am so
DEVASTATED that I don't get
to sit with some other rando
slughorn faves awkwardly for
dinner parties😓💔😖
Houdini<3: it's not THAT
awkward...
Y/n Diggory: you literally
called me after, almost crying
about how awkward it was
Y/n Diggory: there were
actual tears.
Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*
Houdini<3: YOU TOOK A
PICTURE??
Y/n Diggory: obviously
Y/n Diggory: you looked great
Houdini<3: how often do
you take pictures of me...👀
Y/n Diggory: um... next
question
Houdini<3: so... guess
what tmrw issss
Y/n Diggory: Wednesday.
Houdini<3: no-
Houdini<3: It's Saturday...
Houdini<3: but also
Houdini<3: but ALSO
Houdini<3: BUT also
Houdini<3: BUT ALSO
Y/n Diggory: WHAT ALSO
Houdini<3: It's my first quidditch
match of the year😋
Y/n Diggory: ooohh
Houdini<3: Are you coming :)
Y/n Diggory: 😏
Houdini<3: 😐
Y/n Diggory: but yes
Y/n Diggory: I WILL BE
THERE TO SUPPORT
Houdini<3: YAY
Y/n Diggory: um... not you
Y/n Diggory: I'm supporting
Ginny🥰
Houdini<3: 🖕
Y/n Diggory: jk of course
I'll support youuuu
Houdini<3: you should totally
come and give me a good luck
kiss before the game 😘😘
Houdini<3: making Sirius
proud 💪🥲
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Y/n Diggory: maybe I will 🤷♀️
Houdini<3: FR??
Y/n Diggory: yes...👀
Y/n Diggory: I'm ur gf...
Houdini<3: I KNOW, ITS
AWESOME
YOU ARE READING
The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)
FanfictionA social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 The story will include swearing so read at your own risk NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐 Also includes my fucked up sense...
